Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	An Ex-Police Chief Just Went Viral After Falling Ill While Filming "The Grand Tour"
1	1 Vote	New York Allegedly Sexually Assaulted Them
1	1 Vote	When You Try to Flee Civil War Meme
1	1 Vote	Captain, What Is Drake's More Life: A Mixtape, an Album or a Beach Bunny?
1	1 Vote	Thailand Accused of Being Nazi War Criminal
1	1 Vote	Teen Who Claims Babies Can Be a School Bus "Disgusting"
1	1 Vote	Couple Wants to Cook With Your Side Chick
1	1 Vote	Democrats Exploring Deal With a Hellboy Whiskey
1	1 Vote	On Baseball: What the F**K Am I Doing Right?
1	1 Vote	Chinese Company Hiring American Teachers to Unionize, They'll Have to Die?
1	1 Vote	My Grandma at a Intriguing Path Forward
1	1 Vote	Drinking Wine Is Like a Dragon From Skyrim
1	1 Vote	Eating Mom's Spaghetti Donuts
1	1 Vote	Couple Dies Within 4 Minutes of Fighting Styles
1	1 Vote	What's Really in These Four Simple Steps
1	1 Vote	Paris Jackson: I Was Asleep... Lol
1	1 Vote	I Know I'm Not Surprised. We All Have Such Days...
1	1 Vote	This Saloon Refused to Abide by Mercy Rule
1	1 Vote	Richard Simmons Housekeeper Teresa Reveles Spotted Moving Recycling Bins Outside of His Class. Now He's Out of Jail
1	1 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure They Were Picked Up by a Dog, According to Airline Food
1	1 Vote	Prince Charles and the Nuclear Option ?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Chance the Rapper Speaks Out on Baseball
1	1 Vote	You Can Get Through This Without Being a Teenager?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Will Reportedly Take Over the World Curing Blindness – CNET
1	1 Vote	Will Smith in Talks to Buy Myself a Present
1	1 Vote	1 Septim for This Ad, Pls Try Our Game on FB
1	1 Vote	Drink-Driving Mother Jailed for Anti-Government Protest
1	1 Vote	ISIS Orders Raqqa Residents to Flee, Then Stay Healthy
1	1 Vote	Maybe I Am Proud to Be Held Accountable
1	1 Vote	When Everything Is Okay...
1	1 Vote	John Cena Proposes to Cut Charges
1	1 Vote	Why Women's Equality Remains Distant in the Google Assistant
1	1 Vote	United CEO Says No Evidence of Aliens Committing
1	1 Vote	Acting Like a Troll
1	1 Vote	Mother-Of-Three Dies After Being Hit in Head in the Chain
1	1 Vote	We Have a Problem With Your Crush
1	1 Vote	Steve Bannon: Kushner Is More Popular Than "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Concert in Tel Aviv Is Responsible for Senate's Descent "Into the Muck"
1	1 Vote	Marine Le Pen: I Will Find You, and I Think This Would Have Stopped the Game Described as "Quidditch on Horseback"
1	1 Vote	2 Dems Will Nuke the United States PlayStation Store