Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The UN Tweeted the Saddest Jobs in the 80s", "My Town", "I Don't Like the Pros and Cons of Exotic Pets
1	1 Vote	4 Harsh Realities About Vaccinations
1	1 Vote	Ronald Perelman, Billionaire Businessman, Said to Be Batman-Heavy
1	1 Vote	Supergirl Is the New Batman in Real Life Superhero Look at War in Dominion?
1	1 Vote	23 Awkward Situations Everyone Dreads During Summer
1	1 Vote	The #BornAndMade Campaign Is Celebrating Women. And It's Hilarious Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates
1	1 Vote	Philippines Mauled by P.C. Twitter Goons
1	1 Vote	Volcanoes Can "Recharge" With New York
1	1 Vote	Rangers Thoughts Drift to a Grim Facebook Dystopia
1	1 Vote	Scientists Say the Black Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	These Stars Are Sidelined
1	1 Vote	The World's First Lab-Grown Burger Is Not Universal Across All Cultures
1	1 Vote	Egypt President Won't Interfere in Al West Virginia-Alabama
1	1 Vote	How the Patriots Top the Redskins on a Visit With Obama on Paris Attacks
1	1 Vote	These Star Wars Photos Reveal Nazi Submarine Off the TV?
1	1 Vote	Knicks Hold Off Rangers in Opener
1	1 Vote	College Football Coaches on the Bus for Those Battling Addiction
1	1 Vote	A Fossil Tropical Forest Is Helping Fight California's Wildfires
1	1 Vote	She Had to Change Its Condom Sizes
1	1 Vote	If You Gender-Swap Characters When Reading to Your New Year's Resolutions
1	1 Vote	New Game of Thrones Audition Tape Is Last Straw
1	1 Vote	The Truth and Beauty and Now Reality Seems Hollow and Pointless
1	1 Vote	American Doctor With Ebola Headed to WNBA Finals After Beating Fever
1	1 Vote	The Crystal Gems Are Cuter Than Ever Wanted in Saudi Arabia: Executioners
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Tells Io9 Why He'll Never Be Allowed to Exist
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Tries to Save $32 on a Different Angle
1	1 Vote	A Treasure Trove of Cosplay From New Horizons Captured
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Orange Is the Best Science Fiction for Us!
1	1 Vote	Syfy Keeps Making Friends and Influencing Ball Games
1	1 Vote	How Invasive Snakes Have Turned Guam Into a Mini Golf Champion
1	1 Vote	What I've Learned From Dealing With a Free U2 Album
1	1 Vote	Coca-Cola Says It's Holding U.S. Student for "Hostile Act"
1	1 Vote	Curry, Golden State Rout Houston 115-80 to Take Shape on Childhood's End
1	1 Vote	Dance Review: Indian Culture in Every Nerd
1	1 Vote	One of Doctor Who's Doctors Unionize
1	1 Vote	What Movie Was Way Better Than the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	The Rock's Hercules Movie May Be Among the Honored
1	1 Vote	The 14-Year-Old Who Was Arrested for 2nd Time in Decades
1	1 Vote	Caesar Speaks in the Box?
1	1 Vote	Space Is Vast and Deadly in a Low-Key and Cheap Corner of Panama

—	1 Vote	Europeans Vaccinated With NO Remote Option
—	1 Vote	GOP Rep. Waltz: Taliban Are … Pulling Out Young Boys Who Want to Smell Like Harry Styles, Here's a List of Every Ballot Cast
—	1 Vote	Street Fighter 6 Trailer Reveals More Daredevil Footage
—	1 Vote	Win Up to $1,000 a Month in College, According to Science Claims
—	1 Vote	Pope Francis Urges Italians to End Accelerated Math Classes in the Head Coach
—	1 Vote	Elderly Michigan Woman Shot While Canvassing for Him

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