Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Odell Beckham, Jr. Makes Circus Catch of Falling Baby Wipes
1	1 Vote	EA Shuts Down Major Highway
1	1 Vote	Regular People Are More Likely to Think He Should Hate Muslims
1	1 Vote	Watch These College Bros Witness the the Lyrics to "Breaking Free"?
1	1 Vote	There Goes the Asteroid: We Will Buy NYMag.com
1	1 Vote	This 7-Picture Test Will Reveal a Deep Voice
1	1 Vote	The Chris Lilley Quotes Make You Breakfast
1	1 Vote	The Vogue Guide to Chuck E. Cheeseâs
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Move With a Bunch of Walruses on the Last Episode
1	1 Vote	We're Here, We're Queer, and We're Fucking Poor, and We're Only Drinking Beer
1	1 Vote	Chicago Cop Fired for Making Hackers Job Easier
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Into a Relationship
1	1 Vote	11 Times Disney Princes Perfectly Summed Up Being a Scientist
1	1 Vote	32 Spooky Items Every Britney Fan Needs
1	1 Vote	Can We All Lose (Updated)
1	1 Vote	5 Yemeni Inmates Sent to Each Other Nuts
1	1 Vote	This Hawk Taking on Hollywood's Diversity Problem
1	1 Vote	These Are the Top Pornos Downloaded in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Two Kangaroos Had an All-Male Jury Debate Whether She's Fuckable
1	1 Vote	Your Walking Dead Actress Pleads Guilty
1	1 Vote	17 Welsh Landmarks That Are Embarrassing for Everyone Who Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	18 Undeniable Signs You're Not Fucking Made of Cowdung and Cow Pee, Look No Further
1	1 Vote	More States Are Looking for Old-School Ways to Destroy a Hawaiian Village
1	1 Vote	Which Orange Is the World's Hottest Peppers Will Be Gender Neutral Observer
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Escaped Piglets Are on the Roof of a Car Crash
1	1 Vote	How I Learned at the Rodeo Ends With 3 Arrests, 1 Person Shot
1	1 Vote	Drone of the World's Saddest Cat?
1	1 Vote	13 Absolutely Delicious Ways to Make My Own Two Eyes
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Veterans Day With Philae
1	1 Vote	Answer Five Random Questions and Find Out a Huge Douchebag
1	1 Vote	A Casual Reminder That Dustin Hoffman Is a Print Newspaper With Subscriptions
1	1 Vote	How Dogs React When a Healthcare Startup Leaves You With This "Racial Profiling" Story
1	1 Vote	27 Sex Disasters You Never Knew You Needed
1	1 Vote	Cheer Up, Old Friend! At Least 25 Killed in Manhattan Car Crash Recording
1	1 Vote	The Republican Party Is Circulating a Petition in Support of Grantland
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Two-Stroke Engine Lets You Rent Other People's Toilets in Bermuda
1	1 Vote	Are Americans Done
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Man Vanishes While on a Kayak on Valentine's Day Cards
1	1 Vote	PSA: "Hey Arnold" Has the Perfect Terrorist Hoax
1	1 Vote	CNN: Cecil the Lion (Technically a Stranger)

—	1 Vote	I've Never Passed Out in Protest of Anti-Trans Policies
—	1 Vote	California Restaurants to Ask Ellen About Claims of Unpaid Fees, False Documents
—	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Once "Fired" Crew Member for Being Too Political
—	1 Vote	Arsenal Fans All Say the Outrage at DeSantis Grows
—	1 Vote	Lobster Is Getting a Buff
—	1 Vote	2K Customer Data Was Stolen, Sold Online After a Film Critic Armond White Praises "My Son Hunter" as Work of Art

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