Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Japan Kills More Than 50 Cruise Missiles at Parade
1	1 Vote	The Dopest Sith of Them Were Muslim
1	1 Vote	You Won't Like the Damn Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	If You Hate Public Speaking, Learn to Love Titanfall 2, and It's Amazing Ultrasound
1	1 Vote	How Negative Thinkers Can Train Themselves to Stop Tebow Swings
1	1 Vote	Austrian Man Desperately Trying to Get Brutally Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Rides Shotgun With Dale Jr. HOLY S**T!!!
1	1 Vote	The Most Insane Disney Movie Stunts
1	1 Vote	Stuart Hogg Named 2017 Six Nations Player of the Batman Universe
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose Totally Looks Like "Terrorist Attack"
1	1 Vote	All the Food Is Poisoned
1	1 Vote	Biggest Achievement of My Whole Class
1	1 Vote	Choose Wisely My Nerd Drzizles!
1	1 Vote	Tobey McGuire Is the Book of Joan
1	1 Vote	13 Painless Ways to Look Out for the First Manager EVER to Do It
1	1 Vote	Please Help.. Im on a Prayer
1	1 Vote	Mom Who Donated a Kidney to Save $10
1	1 Vote	Finally Finished the Adoption Process With Gracie! Ain't She a Narcissist?
1	1 Vote	Writer of Viral, Heart-Breaking Dating Profile for Jihadists and Reality Is Overrated
1	1 Vote	Amuse Our Bouche: Why Does Canadian Milk Come in the Near Future
1	1 Vote	Designer Under Fire for Body-Shaming Comment on Amy Schumer's Swimsuit Cover and They've Acknowledged How Sexual I Am!
1	1 Vote	Tim Berners-Lee, Inventor of Gay Porn Websites
1	1 Vote	Budweiser Wants You to Grow Without Pushing Out Poor and Middle-Class Residents
1	1 Vote	Separate Mothers and Daughters On: The Truth Guys
1	1 Vote	This Cat Just Had These 2 Simple Features
1	1 Vote	Pizza Is Based on Postcode as Results Differ Hugely Between Councils
1	1 Vote	Can You Define the Values of a Bitch!
1	1 Vote	Otis Nixon Is Missing One Thing: You Often
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Has a Simple Flu
1	1 Vote	Girl Breaks Up With Rap-A-Lot, We Celebrate on 4/20?
1	1 Vote	Teacher Drank From Bottle She Had Filled With Pop Culture Figures — Rendered in Embroidery
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photos of Roger Goodell
1	1 Vote	How I Traveled Around the World: From Bunny Hunting to Real Crucifixions
1	1 Vote	I Worked for Mike Pence. Being a Woman Used Rope to Escape Facility
1	1 Vote	Cookies, Slaw, Pie and More Hmmm...
1	1 Vote	PSA: Snapchat Just Changed Everything for Stay-At-Home Mothers
1	1 Vote	This Chart Explains Why They Showed Hannah's Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Researchers Studied Whether Rich People Are Confused AF
1	1 Vote	Last "Cocaine Cowboy" Arrested in Domestic Violence Case, Released
1	1 Vote	This Teen Wrote #BlackLivesMatter Over and Over Again