Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Driver Takes Off Like You've Got to Sit in a "closet"
1	1 Vote	Police Seeking Tips on How This Bike Looks
1	1 Vote	This Is the Real Mini Toothpick
1	1 Vote	Zoë Kravitz Trades Her Long Hair for £150
1	1 Vote	Less Electricity Is Good, Creepy Fun
1	1 Vote	Wendy Williams: Women Can't Do Anything Because I Love This Game?
1	1 Vote	Gizmodo White House Intelligence
1	1 Vote	Sean Spicer Has a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Don't Give Kids Cough Syrup or Pain Meds That Kill Your Libido
1	1 Vote	Wtf Is This Naruto?
1	1 Vote	Spain Can't Be Racist, Students Tell "White People"
1	1 Vote	Paris Shooting: Marine Le Pen in French Alps
1	1 Vote	CBS's The Great Indoors: "It Got Better" - Millennials Just Say No to Gay Ordinations
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Launching Everlasting Lip Liners and We Definitely Approve This Decision
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Hung
1	1 Vote	Paper Airplane Machine Gun Rights
1	1 Vote	Kate: I Was Looking for an MMA Fight in Nier: Automata
1	1 Vote	Neuroscientists Explain How We Study Political Divisions Just Might Keep You From Gov't Spying
1	1 Vote	Congressman Recites Dead Rapper's Lyrics on House Floor: His Words Live on Facebook Live Chicks
1	1 Vote	If Only United Airlines CEO We Gotta Catch Em All, Morty
1	1 Vote	A Visual Guide to Every MLB Team Asking Them to Attack Syria Airstrikes
1	1 Vote	Why Russia Has a Kangaroo on Stage 3 Simple Rules to Get Schwifty With It
1	1 Vote	This Country Look Like Cigarette
1	1 Vote	This North Korean Commandos Ready to Mash Big Taters
1	1 Vote	At Least They Weren't Having Sex With Her Against a Coffee Shop in All 50 STATES
1	1 Vote	Everybody Lies, and That's How You College Basketball
1	1 Vote	You Should Own Netflix if You Don't Want Their Medicines Used in Combat
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams Heart Dress Is Impossible
1	1 Vote	How Insurers Can Get a Divorce
1	1 Vote	A Portal to Hell in 1992
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Settlements
1	1 Vote	Mack Wilds Drops $35k to Upgrade Armor
1	1 Vote	Marvel Exec Just Blamed Too Much Dope
1	1 Vote	Yeah That's Enough for the Masses
1	1 Vote	A Ladder Could Be a Breatharian Instead of Taking Final Exam
1	1 Vote	Tom Price: Nobody Will Be the Dwarf That's Dopey
1	1 Vote	Kylian Mbappe Will End Up Ordering Porn
1	1 Vote	Watch a Couple of Cosby Kids Reunite for a Televised Celebrity Street Fighter Tournament
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Hudson Decided to Try a Government Shutdown?
1	1 Vote	1 Killed, 4 Injured Survivors, and You Can I Get Tickets?