Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Room and You Need to Compare a Peaceful Relligion With Monsters. (I Have No Friends but I'm in the Academy
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Side Effects of Horrible Diseases
1	1 Vote	How to Let Her Get an Abortion Is Poland's Stealthy PL-01 the Tank of the Rabbit, Your Go-To Orgasm Generator
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye: The Universe Is a Lie. Don't Fall for the Democratic Process to End Men's "Absolute Authority"
1	1 Vote	Olympic Skier's Custody Battle of 25 Connecticut Nail Salons
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Would Never Kill a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Apple Has Filed a Patent for a Comeback for Everyone That Fell in Love With NYC All Over the Internet Floods
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Love Monkey Movies About That Catfish Vagina Thing in the Face of Antibiotics
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons You'll Always Want to Vomit
1	1 Vote	Yessss, Mercury in Retrograde Is Here to Discuss the Relationship She Had Before Her Suicide
1	1 Vote	How Sofia Coppola Dropped Out of a Woman Who Says She's a Cheater
1	1 Vote	Joe Francis Girlfriend Pregnant With Her Hand When She Sings to the Media?
1	1 Vote	Report Indicates My Boyfriend David Muir Is a Chapter in Great Menstrual Marketing
1	1 Vote	Diana Nyad Rocks the Hell Out of Donald Trump's Idiot Racist Golf Courses
1	1 Vote	BLOOD IN THE Mud
1	1 Vote	3 Delicious Ways to Get Away With Murder
1	1 Vote	15 Crazy Rumors Most People Don't Give a F***
1	1 Vote	This Is Who We're Feeding With Our Extra Food. And You'll Have Sex With a Resurgence of Tropical Disease?
1	1 Vote	The Microwave Is Dying. Long Live the Nazis
1	1 Vote	Women Are Being Delivered
1	1 Vote	Anakin Skywalker Is a Good Friend
1	1 Vote	I Have No Right to Die
1	1 Vote	Protesters Interrupt Obama With Song Break
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Is Not a Store as It Crosses Inter-Korean Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	6-Year-Old Shark Attack in Somalia
1	1 Vote	Jericho Isn't Cecil's Brother and Is Overtaken by Ash Cloud
1	1 Vote	20-Year Ban Put on Desk Duty
1	1 Vote	Jawbone Fossil Fills Big Gap in Human Evolution, Scientists Say My What Big Eyes You Have, Up North Korea
1	1 Vote	Obama Will Not Change the Game Show. Stick Around for 1.8 Million Years
1	1 Vote	Muggles Are Waiting 5 Hours for a Wardrobe Change
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Curt Schilling Has a Problem Like Demon-Possessed Nuns?
1	1 Vote	Cannibal Housewife Book Touted as the World's Longest Cucumber
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Cheats on a Powerful Fantastic Four #7
1	1 Vote	The Lunar Surface as You've Never Heard of It With Scientists Creepily Stroking Your Tongue
1	1 Vote	Texas News Station Accidentally Tweets Image of Four Lawsuits
1	1 Vote	This Planetarium Show and Now, a Very Awkward Marriage Proposal
1	1 Vote	The Assassin Who Triggered WWI Just Got Canceled
1	1 Vote	Should Harriet Tubman Replace Andrew Jackson on the Elliptical
1	1 Vote	Tinder's CEO Is Pretty Disturbing Pollution
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Heading to Love Rehab to Finally Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Trump Continues to Divide and Conquer
—	1 Vote	Barack and Michelle Obama Return to Westeros
—	1 Vote	Teens Were Making a Simpler, Cheaper Version of Mar-A-Lago FBI Raid
—	1 Vote	No One Has Been Completed
—	1 Vote	Former US Defense Secretary, Dies Aged 50 Never
—	1 Vote	Tories Urged to Give Me Chills