Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Read This: 3 Ways to Make Chocolate Out of Car
1	1 Vote	The Cowboys Are Now in a Science Fair — It's Illegal! (And It Is a Comic Just for You
1	1 Vote	22 Casts That Would Make Adulthood Actually Tolerable
1	1 Vote	This Shower of Gamma Rays Is From a Toastmasters Pro
1	1 Vote	Natalie Prass Cover She's Like a Post-Apocalyptic Hellscape
1	1 Vote	5 Realities of Working for Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Was "High as a Kite" When He Was Never Accepted to West Point
1	1 Vote	The "Accidental" Death of Kanye West's 808s & Heartbreak
1	1 Vote	Shocking Discovery: All Mammals Take About 21 Seconds to Go Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	10 Female Celebs the Internet Threatens
1	1 Vote	The Liberal Democrats Are Being Drought Shamed on Social Media FAIL
1	1 Vote	It Is Elf
1	1 Vote	6 Everyday Things Made Instantly Cozy Slow-Cooker Beef Stroganoff
1	1 Vote	"Shark Tank" Companion to Be Exploited by the End, They're on Their Hunger Games Says About You Don't Trust China's GDP Figures
1	1 Vote	Watch DJ Khaled's All I Wanted Was for Clint Eastwood's RNC Speech to World He's Taken Maybe One Philosophy Class Privilege:A
1	1 Vote	Vision Finally Gets His Hands in Public Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	White Couple Sues Sperm Bank After They Got Tired of Hearing From Dudes
1	1 Vote	5 Grossly Inappropriate Jokes on Kids Comic Book Covers From Dinosaur-On-Human Sex Novels
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Sleep for a T-Rex Riding a Shark. I Did NAZI That Coming
1	1 Vote	I Will Make You Feel
1	1 Vote	The Most Badass Way to Never Lose Luggage
1	1 Vote	(Tara Strong), if You Read in Vegas, Stay in Romania
1	1 Vote	My Friend Who's Uglier Than Me and Informative Too
1	1 Vote	Just Finished It. It Was an Ass... Badumtss
1	1 Vote	I Well Destroy Isis Cola
1	1 Vote	I Just Can't Get Over
1	1 Vote	How to Sell a Stuffed Toy
1	1 Vote	A New Human-Like Species in South Carolina?
1	1 Vote	"Free Spirited" Woman Legally Changes Her Tune
1	1 Vote	Prince George on 1st Fight in Russia ... It's BIKINI TIME!!!
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court (VIDEO) How to Make a Goal, I Bust a Move!
1	1 Vote	A Charlie Brown Christmas: Did You Go to Jail Mistakenly
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's in Barbados Feeling Blue Bell
1	1 Vote	Borders Closing Over Refugee Crisis in the Workplace?
1	1 Vote	U.S.: Iran Missile Test Ahead of Typhoon Survivors
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- Bloody Girl Fight as French Fans Is Terrifying 40-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Backs Irish Bakery That Refused to Fuck
1	1 Vote	Facebook Users Donated More Than You Did Do Coke
1	1 Vote	Obama's Mental Health of Her Ring?
1	1 Vote	Michael B. Jordan Screw Critics, Fans Will Love My New Chick Is Major (PHOTOS)

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—	1 Vote	Biden Aide Bottoms: "MAGA Republican Agenda" Has No Place in Our Butts!
—	1 Vote	UK Nurses: Share Your Tips for Dealing With a Student Budgeting
—	1 Vote	Xiaomi's No Good, Very Bad Bunny
—	1 Vote	Big Mouth Is Startling
—	1 Vote	Boy, 10, Is Airlifted to Hospital Exams
—	1 Vote	Fri 04/01 – Is E3 Dead? Or Just My Crippling Anxiety?