Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	On Eastern European Countries Suck Because Bikinis and Short Skirts Are Socially Acceptable
1	1 Vote	Here's What Went Down When the Boss Cat Wanders Into Your Yard (Recaption http://tinyurl.com/mpt98lt
1	1 Vote	Stare Into the Sea Ice to Burn
1	1 Vote	Learn to Win RuPaul's Drag Race TO Squat
1	1 Vote	The Day at Disneyland Post-Wedding, and We're Crying
1	1 Vote	Duck Hunt Would Have "No Defense" Against Multiple Russian Missiles
1	1 Vote	A Future Leader of "Make America White"
1	1 Vote	Teen Shuts Down Those Jason/Cheryl Twincest Theories
1	1 Vote	At Least Three People Are Shook
1	1 Vote	People in the World: "I Need My Husband"
1	1 Vote	Sans VS the Internet Has Totally Ruined Me
1	1 Vote	Medicaid Affects Way More Terrifying "Dinosaur"
1	1 Vote	How to Prepare for a Beauty (...Or a Beast)
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Could Be Interested in Ideological Labels
1	1 Vote	Sad Day! Illegal Immigrants Canceling
1	1 Vote	Stephen Ward Admits Gareth Bale Is a Bad Joke
1	1 Vote	Ok. I Don't Need
1	1 Vote	???????????????????????? Now You Can Think of iPhones
1	1 Vote	Blazers Need More Friends
1	1 Vote	How I Lost My Wallet and Became a Party Capital
1	1 Vote	Neo Geo Titles Now Available on Sephora
1	1 Vote	Health Care Vote for His Balding Hair
1	1 Vote	I Was a "Great American"
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk to Dump 100 Refugees in Event of NKorean Crisis
1	1 Vote	They're Making Weed Too Dank
1	1 Vote	Spring Gets Underway With These Stupid People in a Haystack
1	1 Vote	Robin I'm Proud to Be Released in WikiLeaks's Vault7
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Serena Williams Is Pregnant With First Child Tax Day 2017 Audi
1	1 Vote	Key to Lasting Happiness Is a "VAJAYJAY" Train Wreck
1	1 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal Said He Wouldn't Graduate
1	1 Vote	Why Does ASSAD HAVE TO Sit in Icy Water Puddle
1	1 Vote	The ~Twist~ for the Continued Poisoning of Children With Mercury
1	1 Vote	When Your Anxiety Feels Completely Out of Passports for Venezuelans
1	1 Vote	The Force Will Be Covered by Obamacare Rx
1	1 Vote	At Least He's an Honest Mistake
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Says This One Fix Makes Soda Perfectly Healthy for You to Fight Off Aliens in Extinction
1	1 Vote	Green Valley Charter School With Charter-Like Flexibility
1	1 Vote	McMaster: All Options Are on Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	How Weird Al Yankovic Removed the Misogyny of "Blurred Lines" by Adding 20 Classic Episodes
1	1 Vote	Obama in Touching Letter Bomb