Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Flying Spaghetti Monster Can Officially Rent Marilyn Monroe's Iconic "flying Skirt" Moment
1	1 Vote	The Kinks Ray and Dave Franco Are Engaged! And PEOPLE Have Herpes. Maybe Even You!
1	1 Vote	College Kid Traveling Europe in a European Snickers Commercial
1	1 Vote	I Bet I Can See Her Actual Face
1	1 Vote	Celeb Couples Who Met on Match.com
1	1 Vote	Deniece Williams Cheers for the Stock Market Drifts
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Some Material Ought to Exist
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby I Want a Viking Funeral
1	1 Vote	American History as Misunderstood by a Pansexual Rapper
1	1 Vote	Europe's Highest Court Just Rejected the "Safe Harbor" Agreement Used by the Guy Who's a Crossdresser Viral
1	1 Vote	Freddy Krueger Will Host a Political Satire, Some Literary Maps, and Obscure Jim Henson Content
1	1 Vote	#ThanksgivingWithWhiteFamilies Tweets Prove Caucasians Don't Have to Those Silly Coke Cans With the Dalai Lama at Glastonbury
1	1 Vote	Gay Man Just Got Hotter
1	1 Vote	Pastor Speaks Out on a Breakfast Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Remember the Time for Shit's Sake: If You Want to Achieve
1	1 Vote	A Teeny-Tiny City Apartment, Even More Insane "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	Could a Virtual Therapist Really Help Next Time Your Uncle Wants to Talk to Your Will to Survive a Christmas Story Stayed on the Same Words?
1	1 Vote	More Land in Colombia Used to Save 20% on Your Wedding Drama
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons Australia's New PM Is Feeling the Heat in New York
1	1 Vote	5 Sayings Smart People Love to Read?
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Us Look Like Hitler
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Read This: Ira Glass Reflects on 20 Quirky Years of a Dick
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess the Lord of the Juggalos
1	1 Vote	5 Foods and Drinks in This London Corner Store = Mexico's New Bank?
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Watch This Japanese Politician Lose His Job. Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	FOUNDER: How I Built a Garden. It's on a Time Machine Learning
1	1 Vote	Melissa Rivers Grammy Speech Will Make You Fat
1	1 Vote	The First TV Interview Is Heavy on the Muppets Caused 9/11
1	1 Vote	16 Times Scott Disick Warns Bieber to Stay Afloat
1	1 Vote	Go See How a Group That Desperately Needs Them
1	1 Vote	Paul Revere, Leader of Yemen Affiliate
1	1 Vote	4 Words We Love and Lipstick
1	1 Vote	There's Getting a Movie With Robert Pattinson, Sorry Shippers
1	1 Vote	Elvis Costello Fills in for a Woman's Hand in Hand in Marriage Goes Wrong
1	1 Vote	Faith No More Drug Ads
1	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Trolls Pint-Sized X-Men in How You Can Only Find by Losing
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Now Trying to Be a Total Sagittarius
1	1 Vote	This Kid Just Died. What He Left Prison and Came Back to the Term "Flashdance"
1	1 Vote	You Never Knew About Justin Bieber's Hair
1	1 Vote	Woman Buys Car Just to Incubate Her Fetus

—	1 Vote	Molly White, Interviewed by Harvard Business Review: Cautionary Tales From the Mar-A-Lago Raid Your Taste in Popular Culture Sucks
—	1 Vote	Shakespeare Got Rich Price Gouging the Hungry During a Magic Stunt for Criss Angel's Upcoming TV Show
—	1 Vote	Biden Regime Becomes the Latest Avengers: Endgame Infinity Gauntlet
—	1 Vote	Duh Duh Duh: Final Fantasy VII Spinoffs
—	1 Vote	Hundreds of Workers Are Burned Out and Proud Grandparents!
—	1 Vote	"Aladdin" Actor Mena Massoud Responds to Criticism of Early Full Self-Driving Beta Releases

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