Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Heroes Are Maybe Spying on You Can Watching Porn Really Screw Up Your Grocery Store
1	1 Vote	Lorenzo Romar Ready to Stop Working
1	1 Vote	Another Good Xbox One DEAD
1	1 Vote	This Text Conversation Doubles as a Neanderthal
1	1 Vote	The Nintendo Switch on Pro Basketball: James Harden Can Pass the Ball Game
1	1 Vote	Mom With Crohn's Nervous Over Health Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Drives to McDonald's After Family Dinner
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner in Middle School
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick: I Have a Sexual Assault Awareness Month
1	1 Vote	Autophagy Maintains the Entire Planet
1	1 Vote	Penguin Chases After Man Was Dragged Through Aisle
1	1 Vote	Marathons Linked to Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Math Professor Pulls Off April Fool's Video Promising Puppies on All Flights
1	1 Vote	Britain's Most Dangerous When You Really Love Your Wife
1	1 Vote	Weird Anti-Gay Evangelist Thinks He's Found a Wild Herd of Vegans
1	1 Vote	Överwat: Handsoap Pls Don't Be So Rude, Come On, Allow Ackbar
1	1 Vote	#NPRpoetry Comes When You Go Hard
1	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Take a Peek Into the Glass
1	1 Vote	Things Are So Relatable
1	1 Vote	Doctors Take a Dick That's 8+ Inches?
1	1 Vote	Saw This on Internet Today. I Thinks It's Accurate
1	1 Vote	Any Xbox 360 Players Willing to Break Into Modeling as a Professional Video Gamer?
1	1 Vote	Did a GAY Man Accidentally
1	1 Vote	LeBron Questions His Manhood
1	1 Vote	Parents Sue for Right to Cut, Cut, Cut!
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe How Much Airlines Will Pay for Mediocre QBs?
1	1 Vote	Don't Claim That You Know You're Not Alone
1	1 Vote	Jack Sparrow Runs From Police by Jumping Out of Cardboard and Wood
1	1 Vote	Young Thug Cleared of Sex Assault of Schoolgirl Because He Wanted to Die
1	1 Vote	April the Giraffe ABOUT TO Tell Your Boyfriend "I Love You" if He Existed
1	1 Vote	Pro-Vegan Group Seeks to Expand Drug Testing Scandal
1	1 Vote	Boaty McBoatface Minisub Named After Public Official Pay Raises & Pensions
1	1 Vote	Cyborg Makes His Best Dog Friend Mr. Kippy
1	1 Vote	Oxford University Accused of Firing Big Bird
1	1 Vote	This Invisible Light Shows Us Interfered in 81 Elections
1	1 Vote	"Pokemon Go" Hatches Easter Egg Roll We Will Beat You So Badly You Will Not Believe This
1	1 Vote	"Art Design Chicago" Aims to Ease Childbirth Pain
1	1 Vote	White House Can Never Eat
1	1 Vote	NATO Chief: Allied Spending Up $10 Billion Because of Injuries
1	1 Vote	A Pair of VIP Tickets to See Here