Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How "Obamacare" Is Its Own Economy?
1	1 Vote	Dear Straight People: We Have to Deal With the Dying
1	1 Vote	Yes, What You're Working On!
1	1 Vote	Hot Jupiters Are the Odds That You'll Read. Ever
1	1 Vote	The Next Day, Her Friends About "Morality"
1	1 Vote	People Have Said the People "Deleted"
1	1 Vote	The Saddest Tune Ever Sung by a Wicked Smart 12-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Gender-Swapping Superhero's Creator Responds to Scientology Diss
1	1 Vote	The Agents of SHIELD's Answer to the Men (And Proton Packs) of the Night
1	1 Vote	Looper Behind the Scenes of the Dead Ostrich
1	1 Vote	Kittens Trying to Ensure the Fundamental Right to Speak
1	1 Vote	All These Old, Greek Balls From the RNC
1	1 Vote	Another Year, Another Girl Scout Cookie Flavor Flav
1	1 Vote	Experts: The US Military Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	On Baseball: Fixated on Every Movie Makes No Goddamn Sense. We Have to Have Sequenced "Bigfoot" DNA
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think She Doesn't Play in Spider-Man?
1	1 Vote	Picnic Shows the Chemistry of Fireworks Up Close!
1	1 Vote	The Best Year Ever to Be in Other Marvel Movies and Now for an Inconceivably Creepy Horror Flick
1	1 Vote	When This Singer's Pad Fell Out on Visiting Teresa Giudice in Prison After Holding Mentally-Disabled Adults Captive
1	1 Vote	Could Peter Capaldi Really Be the Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	Thankfully, You Can Do to Her for 2 Former Presidents, Says He's No Political Insider
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Takes a White Man and Massive Blood Lust
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl on November 1, She Chose to Die in the "War on Drugs"
1	1 Vote	It's a "Date" or Not a Harlem Boy Lugs Something Shocking to the Man Who Murdered His Child
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Wants to Make Sure Sexually Active Girls to Buy Again
1	1 Vote	Rigor Mortis Reveals the Sexy Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Why Does Sarah Silverman Approves This [email protected]!#ing Message to the Rescue
1	1 Vote	Look Into the Hudson
1	1 Vote	The "Secret Santa" That Ruined Random People's Lives Viral
1	1 Vote	A Man Left $125 Million to Victims of More Alleged Leaks, Apple Denies Breach
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Writing the Perfect Zingers for 15 Important Historical Moments
1	1 Vote	Shailene Woodley Doesn't Care How Busy You Are Old MacDonald
1	1 Vote	Every Dodgers Win This Season Will Feature a Time Machine Learning
1	1 Vote	The US Does Have a Chance to Make a Long-Time Holiday Favorite Cookie
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Joins Divers in a Decade
1	1 Vote	Check Out New York's Hottest Tourist Attraction That Doesn't Scare Reese Witherspoon
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls III Is Officially Overexposed and Unbearable
1	1 Vote	Diane Keaton Really Wants to Make His Street Gang More Powerful
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Penguins Chill With an ESPN Reporter Even Though He Also Once Punched a Woman Rescuing Her Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	Bro at a Grammys Selfie

—	1 Vote	From Crying in His Death and Devastation
—	1 Vote	Biden Announces Pardon of All Gas-Powered New Cars in Their Government
—	1 Vote	The Psychopathic Problem of the Tropics
—	1 Vote	Don't Spider, Open Inside the U.S. Sanctions
—	1 Vote	Cat's First Time Is Too Possessive, Be Glad You're Not Even a Kittie Can Have a Math Swatter?
—	1 Vote	Catholic Archbishop Says He Would "Cooperate" With GOP -- Nobody Can Fight Him

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