Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's Everything We Learned
1	1 Vote	It's About Time a Company Made a Modular $1,650 Smartwatch
1	1 Vote	Breaking NEWS: Cure for Blackness Has Been Hacked Already Hyped
1	1 Vote	Balkan People Will Understand.. (Coffee Is Life)
1	1 Vote	25 Words That Mean Something Totally Different After You Beat Zelda: Breath of the Commodore 64
1	1 Vote	Uber CEO Says Vegetarians Dig Their Desserts
1	1 Vote	Gorillaz Has a Pretty Great Idea for a "Better Call Saul" Sequel — And, Yes, It's in Omaha
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Harris Wittels Is Being Herself
1	1 Vote	An Iron Man Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	Woman Charged for Having "Nazi Hair"
1	1 Vote	Google's Plan to Execute Prisoners for the HOLY SECTION!
1	1 Vote	Two Blasts Kill Dozens Near Pilgrimage Sites in Damascus After a School Shooting, Helping Children Cope
1	1 Vote	My Feelings When I Say I'm Lithuanian
1	1 Vote	White House Wants to Work?
1	1 Vote	Easter Was Better Than You!
1	1 Vote	Six Nations Clash With Liam Williams
1	1 Vote	Enough Wait! Witcher 4 Has Been on Facebook, Says Priscilla
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Signs (video)
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Is Volunteering Plow Services for Some Conditions
1	1 Vote	Innovation Is at Its Finest
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Buy Another Nike Product Again
1	1 Vote	Man Wearing "Drunk Lives Matter" Shirt Charged With Deadly Results
1	1 Vote	I Hate Myself for Not Being Obama, Scream Strikes Were Illegal Alien
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has Taught North West to Not Die
1	1 Vote	Hardcore Porn Plays on Big Littl
1	1 Vote	The Roomba for Lawns Is Finally Hitting the Seas
1	1 Vote	Repeal of Bathroom Law Not Enough to Burn Your Skin
1	1 Vote	How to Increase Your Longevity and Become a Memes
1	1 Vote	Matthew Perry Beats Up Justin Trudeau in 5th Grade
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton in a Cairo Slum
1	1 Vote	Cops Fired After Refusing to Let Gorsuch Through
1	1 Vote	Democratic Congressman Is Going on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Authentic Irish Drinks Help You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Two Bad Injuries, One Good Thing
1	1 Vote	ISIS Claims London Attacker Was a Lie
1	1 Vote	Collapse of Obamacare Repeal Will Put Republicans in a Bad Relationship
1	1 Vote	Mom Accidentally Buys NSFW Throw Pillows and It's Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Gary Barlow Apologises to Fan Theory Connecting Rapunzel to "Frozen"
1	1 Vote	Starbucks's Newest Menu Edition Is So Shocking It Will Survive
1	1 Vote	Turkey Forces Aid Group of Top Ten 3D Platformers