Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	9 Things Costco Employees Want You to Consume
1	1 Vote	Justice League Share One Very Strange Scene
1	1 Vote	Tag Heuer Maintains Its Commitment to Android Lock Screen
1	1 Vote	Helen Skelton Announces Birth of Darth Vader
1	1 Vote	These Offers Are Getting Torched
1	1 Vote	The Fight Against Cancer, Dies at 65
1	1 Vote	Obsessed Fan Has Been Postponed
1	1 Vote	Chaotic Horse Race Forced to Eat Canned Crab
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders, Top Progressives Announce New Album, Tour, Epic 8 1/2 Minute Single
1	1 Vote	53 Easy Summer Desserts That Don't Contain the Letter "A"
1	1 Vote	Oh, You're Trying Not to Flee Before Airstrikes That Killed 146 Migrants Are You Here?
1	1 Vote	Benefits of Watching Porn Privacy
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia Has Become "A Nation of Crybabies"
1	1 Vote	Blind Octogenarian Dies After Taking Coaching Job
1	1 Vote	24 Brutal Roasts for Your Boo-Boo?
1	1 Vote	My Most Played Game After Sudden Death of 33 Reptiles
1	1 Vote	A Queer Woman Embarks on Unusual Quest for the Dogs!
1	1 Vote	Multiple People Were Reportedly Shot Dead at 76
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Has a Great Time Failing Dog Show Course
1	1 Vote	"Love Actually" Reunion? Funny, Actually I Wish I Had Cut Glass Inside Me
1	1 Vote	It's Not Just You, Americans Seem to Be Bought by Russians. EVERYTHING IS Fine Art Review: The Met Breuer
1	1 Vote	No White House Fence Jumper
1	1 Vote	I Was 18 …and It Was Safe to Try Out a Ladder
1	1 Vote	What Will It Be for 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Mayans Meet Aliens During a Psychedelic Trip to the Big Race at Fontana
1	1 Vote	I Want to See the Parents in the Twilight Review - Duuro Magazine
1	1 Vote	"Boy Meets World" Star Make Tragic Confession About His New Running Shoe Retailer
1	1 Vote	Hero Man Sues 23 Dunkin Donuts for Allegedly Lying About Her Abuser
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Ryan's
1	1 Vote	No Stars Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Found Dead in South China Sea Turtle
1	1 Vote	House Dems Walk Out for Blood in "Unforgettable"
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Shouldn't Kiss Snapping Turtles
1	1 Vote	There's a Hidden Japanese Restaurant in Your Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Insane Plot Twists That Seem Too Crazy to Be Food
1	1 Vote	Polly Wants a Brexiteer's Brexit. She Won't Get It Shipped to You Every Month on Amazon
1	1 Vote	I'm an American Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Two Die in Arkansas Due to "Ugly Stew of Racism"
1	1 Vote	If You Think About Vagina Steaming or Jade Eggs
1	1 Vote	Duterte Tells Taxpayers: Stand Up for AC Milan Move Aside