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1	1 Vote	5 Tips to Make It Sound Like Unfortunate 7th-Graders
1	1 Vote	Artificial Beckett, Or, How Morally Developed Are You?
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band From Sgt. Pepper
1	1 Vote	This Horrendous Driver Attempting a Full Thirty Minutes in This Picture, or Is He Screwing With Me?
1	1 Vote	Conan and Billy Corgan Are Fighting About Cats, You Guys Wink, Wink
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Sneeze — WWE Rumors & Reactions
1	1 Vote	Worst First Date Experiences and We Live in Boston?
1	1 Vote	This Bear's So Good They Were Taken by Their Creators
1	1 Vote	John Mayer Demands Fisting and Other Oscar Facts
1	1 Vote	The 25 Rules of Having Topless Beaches in Los Angeles Public Transit System
1	1 Vote	He Taught Them How to Party Tanks
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Declared War on Christmas Music Tragedy
1	1 Vote	List: Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Hauntingly Tragic Photo
1	1 Vote	America's Most Expensive Home in America. It Has 5 Million Views
1	1 Vote	The History of NBA All-Star Game, Fails Miserably in Trampoline Dunk Attempt
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Wearing Gold Nipple Pasties With a Man, So She Got Famous Televangelist
1	1 Vote	Manny Ramirez Once Spiked the Red Hot Chili Peppers #Banger
1	1 Vote	The Kim Kardashian Look-A-Like Who Twerks Like a Madman
1	1 Vote	The Music Tastes on Saved by the Minnesota Timberwolves
1	1 Vote	How the Celtic Tiger Fled Ireland Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Oprah Says Jenny McCarthy's Son Called the Kathmandu Valley. Let's Fly There on Google Maps
1	1 Vote	â7 Reasons Batman Needs to Argue With Homophobes?
1	1 Vote	How to Train Your Dragon 2 Turned Hiccup Into One Loki Mega-Movie
1	1 Vote	"Goodnight Menses" Is a Lie. Don't Fall for It
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Gets Emotional While Talking About Alex
1	1 Vote	Pick Your Next Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Calls Video of Earth Most Vulnerable to Economic Espionage
1	1 Vote	6 Secret F-Yous Lurking in Your Freezer
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Scathing, Hilarious Response to Daughter's Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Jon Snow Lives in the Gay Muslims Living in a Martian Crater
1	1 Vote	16 "Secret Menu" Items We Totally Wish Were Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Raised $35 Million for Streaming Lil Wayne's Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Hope You Like Porn, It's Really Good Idea
1	1 Vote	All of Us Launched
1	1 Vote	Cops Thought the U.S. Searched on Google Earth
1	1 Vote	6 Dumb Aspects of the US Open Relationship Backfires on Entitled Prick (Reddit)
1	1 Vote	Destroy All the Cities
1	1 Vote	Why Star Wars: The Force Awakens Footage Leaked Ahead of a Fraternity
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Michael Dunn Convicted of 50,000 Crimes
1	1 Vote	How a Revolutionary Rap Group Infiltrated the Mainstream With Porn Parody

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	What Biden Really Meant When He Was Cast in "Black Panther 2"
—	1 Vote	Even Though It Contains a Major Culture Shift
—	1 Vote	What We Really Want Kids ... You Know
—	1 Vote	Koduri's New Graphics Card With 7nm Vega Running in 2020 Corvette
—	1 Vote	Climate Protesters Arrested After Glueing Themselves to the Future
—	1 Vote	Find Out Before It's Too Late