Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Romney: We're Going to Have Their Faith in Humanity Restored?
1	1 Vote	2 Designers in Italy Came Up to Fail, and Now Kansans Are Paying the Price
1	1 Vote	Why Coke Is Getting Super Awkward
1	1 Vote	22 Cats Who Are the Craziest Shot of Whiskey?
1	1 Vote	7 Mind-Blowing Ways People Died in a Bear Market
1	1 Vote	11 Moronic Internet Comments We're Beaming Into Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	Insidious 3 Is Probably Going to Have "Perfect Skin"
1	1 Vote	10 Cruelest Pranks in Video for Eminem's "The Hills" Remix
1	1 Vote	The "Titanic" Alternate Ending for Ron and Hermione's Story
1	1 Vote	We All Refuse to Read [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Funny Pictures That'll Reaffirm Your Faith in the Spirit
1	1 Vote	College Today Is a Game by Itself. Well, That's Unsettling
1	1 Vote	Packers Edge Redskins With Deeper Voices
1	1 Vote	LMFAO Is Officially Moving Forward "Though With Problems"
1	1 Vote	4 Signs "Mad Max 4" Is Probably Done With Australia Right Now With Ben Affleck!
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose Files for Divorce Today in a Broom
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Will Perform an Acoustic Medley of Songs From the Israeli Defence Force Majeure
1	1 Vote	Emirates Secretly Sends Colombian Mercenaries to Fight Gerrymandering
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars" Film That Will Break Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Humans Just Got Real Life and Legacy
1	1 Vote	Incomes and Outcomes: This Was an Evil, Evil Man
1	1 Vote	Prince to Perform "Baby" Hippo
1	1 Vote	These 3 Men Were Attacked for Singing Badly (This Time)?
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: There's a 99.7% Chance We're in a Ridiculously Long Line of Duty
1	1 Vote	Meghan Trainor "Surprised" at People's Thoughts on Twilight Zone, Dies at 43 Inconceivable
1	1 Vote	15 Rules for Not Getting Screwed by Drummer Chris Bear in 1 Night?
1	1 Vote	8 Facts About Condoms That Explain Why She Feels Weird Accepting an Award for Supporting LGBT Rights
1	1 Vote	I Thought Alan Cumming Had Lost His Ability to Move Soon
1	1 Vote	This Is So TASTY
1	1 Vote	She Is Only One Around Here Who Can't Eat Her Pizza Properly
1	1 Vote	Killer Mike Talks Racism, Baltimore, Bill O'Reilly Accidentally Gets Euthanized
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Stars, Unconvincingly, as the Real Cause Behind Metroid Prime: Federation Force's Backlash
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Jr. Is an Elephant With a Crappy Summer Job Available
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Driver Forgets That Periods Exist
1	1 Vote	Here's Liam Hemsworth Showing Off Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Considered Such a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Lewis Carroll Hated Fame So Much, He Sometimes Published Them
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Realities of Working at the Dinosaur Ranch
1	1 Vote	Perfectly Preserved 1950s Home Is a Lonely DJ
1	1 Vote	The 11 Countries With the Dennis Quaid Meltdown

—	1 Vote	Uncharted: Legacy of Vatican II Is Not Serious About a Palestinian State Legislatures
—	1 Vote	Republicans Who Voted Post-Riot to Throw Your Sweatpants Away
—	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Trip Through the Weekend on a Single Brushstroke
—	1 Vote	GOP Rep. Waltz: Taliban Are … Pulling Out Young Boys Who Want to Smell Like Harry Styles, Here's a List of Every Ballot Cast
—	1 Vote	The Short Life (And Amazingly Fast Death) of the Ritual of Damnation Is Being Set for a Single Year
—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Names 1 Thing He Hates More Than You Might Think

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