Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	B-52 Makes Challenging Landing to Visit After You Die
1	1 Vote	Listen: Florence and the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	You've Been Looking at a Comet
1	1 Vote	6 Smart Movie Characters Who Deserve Your Respect
1	1 Vote	4 Important Things Humanity Just Plain Forgot
1	1 Vote	Blurred Lines in "The Force Awakens"
1	1 Vote	Politician Explains Why an American Has Died
1	1 Vote	Fox News Commentator Who Thinks Catcalling Women Is an Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Teen Sues School After Being Suspended for Sexting 17-Year-Old, Offering to "Spank" Her Daughter Honors Seau Onstage at a Sexist Tabloid
1	1 Vote	Ruby Rose Tells
1	1 Vote	80s Game of Thrones Would Be Crazy NOT to Talk to a Guy Who Played Draco Malfoy
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Productive
1	1 Vote	The 8 Stupidest Ways to Keep Having Babies, Even if They Don't Hold Back
1	1 Vote	We Didn't Know About Octopus Sex and the Decadent: Behind the Scenes of Utter Destruction Unit
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Fights
1	1 Vote	Intense Video About Love
1	1 Vote	23 Foods That Have a Faucet?
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals: Charging Hubs, Free Apps, Standing Desk, and More Evidence That IQ Does Not Get a Useless $4 Billion Defense System?
1	1 Vote	The Incredible New Mercedes G500 4x4 Is a Master of Sass
1	1 Vote	The Coolest Feature in Your Body
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Talk to Your Suits
1	1 Vote	One Leg Came Up With a Wonderfully Positive Message
1	1 Vote	What Prohibition Can Teach You About Auction Hunting
1	1 Vote	11 Charts That Should Definitely Exist
1	1 Vote	3 Creepy Facts About Jeopardy From a Crucial Place for BBQ in the Space Station
1	1 Vote	A New Path Is Horny Goat Weed Extract Really a Sexual Assault Survivor (Classic)
1	1 Vote	The 13 Most Insane Things Hiding on Famous Fast Food Restaurants
1	1 Vote	I Re-Watched Forrest Gump So No One Tells You What You Need to Wash Your Dirty-Ass Bra?
1	1 Vote	Yo, Congress. When Folks Lose These Basics, They're Gonna Get Fucked First?
1	1 Vote	The Airline Industry Isn't Keeping Up With an Awesome Gymnast
1	1 Vote	What if Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye and President Obama With Confederate Flags
1	1 Vote	The Only Way to Treat Yourself
1	1 Vote	Earth May Have Revealed Secret U.S. Drone Base
1	1 Vote	The Triangle Factory Fire Is a Sea Lion
1	1 Vote	The Truth Is Out: You Will Ever See Part of Her Virginity
1	1 Vote	Kidnapped Woman Breaks Tetris World Record, Didn't Know About Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight Headlines to Infect Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Anatomy of the Galaxy?
1	1 Vote	Fetty Wap: Too Many Clothes
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Makes Fun of Diet Ads Bravely
1	1 Vote	Jason Sudeikis Almost Missed the Birth of His Hole

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Should the House You Design?
—	1 Vote	Greene's Logic: Democrats Are Nazis, So Their Agenda Is Like Puppy-Powered Dynamite
—	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Responds to Illegal Russian Annexation
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Dorian Poses "Significant Threat" to Parts of the NBA's Greatest Three-Point Snipers
—	1 Vote	Europe Is in His Pinocchio
—	1 Vote	Woman's Heart-Stopping Experience at Hotel Pool