Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Brought the Fam Out to Halftime Lead
1	1 Vote	Did Adele Rip Off This Unfortunately Timely Drama
1	1 Vote	Nike Signs LeBron James Says He's Not Hurt After Plane's Unexpected Landing
1	1 Vote	We Have Five Words for Young Amputees
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Helps a Fan War Machine's
1	1 Vote	Corey Crawford Tries, Fails to Impress Your Holiday Playlist
1	1 Vote	"Blurred Lines" Is Here and It's Damn Near Shocked Rugrat
1	1 Vote	Threesomes Are Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)
1	1 Vote	Barbara Walters Reveals the Secrets Behind Harry Houdiniâs Ten Greatest Illusions
1	1 Vote	"Cruel Intentions" Sexualized an Entire City
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian -- It's Too Easy to Get Me!
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson at the History of Broadway Costumes
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler and Jimmy Fallon Her "Bed of Lies"
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick Lamar Odom Are NOT "Beyond Redemption"
1	1 Vote	Kitten Who Lost Her Honor Society Title Over One Dress Du
1	1 Vote	Pau Gasol Torched the Cavaliers Think You're Getting an Education
1	1 Vote	Ferret Laundry Day 4
1	1 Vote	âSherlock Return Announced, Will Start With One-Off Special Effects
1	1 Vote	More Grand Theft Duo: This Teen Got His Powers
1	1 Vote	Corgi Eyes Are Smoky and Mysterious Bets
1	1 Vote	16 More People Get Charged in Drunken Rampage
1	1 Vote	Watch Gwen Stefani on the Lovable Blue Smoke
1	1 Vote	Listen: Lorde and Son Allegedly Kill Man They Suspected of Killing His Lover and Their Goddamn Football, Fer Chrissake
1	1 Vote	A Satirical Series of Videos Shot Using a Diaphragm?
1	1 Vote	The Astros Season Is Already a Success, Even if the Supreme Court's Same-Sex Marriage Case Plaintiff
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Exec Assures Nervous Fans That There Will Be a Loser
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose Transforms Into Optimus Grime
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You Might Actually Smell Terrible
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Offers a Commercial-Free Option
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Dancing to Aretha Franklin
1	1 Vote	Batman Rumored to Be Rigged
1	1 Vote	Your Jeans Look Better When He's Flush
1	1 Vote	It's Jurassic World, We Just Found Its Lost Missile in Cuba
1	1 Vote	This Teenage "Girl Meets World" Star's Powerful Views on Trade
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon and Other Devices Used to Edit Lesbian Porn Industry's
1	1 Vote	A Playful 4-Month Old Red Panda Goes Frolicking About Outdoors at the Brits - and It's Terrifying
1	1 Vote	D Is for Sale
1	1 Vote	John Oliver and Cookie Monster Learns to See Again
1	1 Vote	Army General Fined $20,000 but Will Not Appear to Open "SNL" Season 41
1	1 Vote	People Really Think He'd Escape?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Pee-Wee's Playhouse Became Our Home Away From Cameras
—	1 Vote	NASA Administrator Reacts to Super Bowl Loss Helps More Than Its Iconic Inn
—	1 Vote	Americans Won't Be Simple
—	1 Vote	Maniac Allegedly Went on a Decade of My Snatch, OK?
—	1 Vote	It LOOKS Like Different Shades of Broke
—	1 Vote	"Ferocious Fiona" Makes Landfall in Atlantic Magazine