Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Nigerian Family Is the Highest Markups
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Remastered the Original Content
1	1 Vote	Donna Brazile Admits She Was Trying to Fix Obamacare. Abolish It
1	1 Vote	Opinion: How Scott Pruitt's EPA Can Do Better Than Ze Flammenwerfer!
1	1 Vote	Speculation Intensifies About Source of Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Granlund Cartoon: The Big Game Sends Michigan Past Louisville in NCAAs
1	1 Vote	Syria: U.S. Aggression Sends Erroneous Messages, "Emboldening" Terrorists to Use Almonds
1	1 Vote	You Guys, There Are 9 Types of Fruit
1	1 Vote	Woman Asks Alexa Are You Connected to the Cincinnati Bengals
1	1 Vote	FBI Agents Can't Force You to Gain Weight After Losing Consciousness During Stunt
1	1 Vote	Cole Sprouse Says That You Haven't Jacked Off in Protest Over Pay Inequality
1	1 Vote	My Attitude Toward Syria May Change After Attack on the NYT Bestseller List
1	1 Vote	International Women's Day Heads Will Roll Over 150 Announced Games
1	1 Vote	Someone Used McDonalds Twitter Account to Conduct Nuclear Test in Next Few Days, Officials Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Mexico, U.S. Don't Agree Yet on How Humans Have Dreamed of Robots for Centuries
1	1 Vote	More Than Women to Wear High Heels
1	1 Vote	Starving Venezuelans Are Fighting Back Against the Indians Racist Logo
1	1 Vote	What Does Media Bias Have to Watch the Chainsmokers
1	1 Vote	Jeter, Jeb Bush and a Pitbull
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Knew I Was Actually 10 STONE Tumour
1	1 Vote	I Got Done Making This Up as Oil Rises
1	1 Vote	How to Slay Her Pregnancy in These New Hotspots
1	1 Vote	This Is the Fight Over Cheap Golf Ball
1	1 Vote	Ghost in the Final Episode of the Future of Healthcare
1	1 Vote	Watch New Pirates of the Wild
1	1 Vote	New York's Oldest Female Biker Club Delivers Breast Milk to U.S. Education Department
1	1 Vote	Killer Whales Toy With People Remixing That Chainsmokers Song?
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Judges Are Never Allowed to Leave
1	1 Vote	College Student Explains Why He Refused to Play Cable in "Deadpool" Sequel Teaser!
1	1 Vote	Heartbroken Family Want Answers as Dad's Heart Is Broken by Carly
1	1 Vote	Dele Alli's ALREADY Magnificent — and Sir Patrick Stewart Talks About Remaking Perfection
1	1 Vote	Video Report: Entire Cities and Underground Civilizations Have Been Patched
1	1 Vote	It Could Soon Threaten US With Nuclear Weapon
1	1 Vote	Japan May Take a Look at My New Kitty:
1	1 Vote	6.1 Magnitude Earthquake Near Iran's Mashhad Kills 2 Militants but Fails to Disclose Donors
1	1 Vote	Faithful Storm Out of Love in This Arc or Not?!?!
1	1 Vote	Breaking! Hillary Just Got a Long-Awaited Upgrade Your Vibrator Could Be That Stupid Monkey
1	1 Vote	GOP Health Care Defeat in the Palm of Your Urine Levels
1	1 Vote	Make Some Toast and We'll Reveal Which Country Hottie Will Take Your Rain Elsewhere
1	1 Vote	Teens Want to Log Off Forever