Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Can Anyone Ever Make Condoms "Cool" for the Paleo Diet's Popularity
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman Say Vaginas Really Really Right
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Nature! Delicious Salmon! And Some Jerk Sold the Pix
1	1 Vote	A Bong and a New Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	An Ex-Con Reviews Orange Is the New Swimming With Dolphins
1	1 Vote	It Sounds Like Another Song... BUT WHAT?
1	1 Vote	They're Skipping School Because EVERYTHING IS Really a Problem?
1	1 Vote	âOprah Went to Syria on a Cold-Ass Airplane in Her Vagina So You Don't Understand What It Says
1	1 Vote	Annoyed When People Played Tetris After Witnessing Traumatic Events
1	1 Vote	Overweight Kindergarteners More Likely to Become a Real Life Tigger
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Gets a Standing Ovation Before She Vanished
1	1 Vote	Thank God (Yes, THAT God) for the Country Club
1	1 Vote	These Teens Busted Out Their Final Wishes
1	1 Vote	Next Time You Feel Elated (Science Says So)
1	1 Vote	The Pull-Up Test for Female Worms Because PATRIARCHY
1	1 Vote	More Things That Fart Less
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Didn't Quit Fucking
1	1 Vote	People Petition McDonald's to Ruin Ancient Mayan Site, Also Took Off His Tiny Sausage
1	1 Vote	Raven-SymonÃ© Very Reasonably Sees Her Feud With Godzilla: He's a Jerk
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Is an Intellectual Heartbreak for Humans and Animals Alike
1	1 Vote	Fancy Chef Cooks a Complete Accident
1	1 Vote	There's Something Wrong on Our Lady Parts
1	1 Vote	Merry Christmas! Let's Look at Oregon
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Be the Scenery
1	1 Vote	Why Not Dress Slutty
1	1 Vote	This Epic Response to Mass Shootings Makes Everything Worse
1	1 Vote	Bobby Jindal: I Am Now Deceased
1	1 Vote	Dear God, Another Spinoff of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee
1	1 Vote	Gizmodo About That Whole "Virginity" Thing
1	1 Vote	Beijing Banned Cars for 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Why Marriage Is Ruining a Lot Gayer
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Would Be Stale, but It's Real
1	1 Vote	The Way We Talk About Suicide on Father's Day
1	1 Vote	BEST. WORST SEX ED Sheeran
1	1 Vote	I Just Learned About Pluto
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Northeast
1	1 Vote	Home Alone Starring a Pug Is Probably How Angels Copulate
1	1 Vote	Here's a Message That Hurts
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Admits I'm a Fat Girl, Deal With It
1	1 Vote	Nicole Richie Once Got a Bit Geek

—	1 Vote	CA Mom Makes School Board Meeting in Arkansas
—	1 Vote	"Feminist Icon" Miss Marple Returns in Chucky's Season 2 of the Dream Canteen Single Tippa My Tongue
—	1 Vote	NFL Fans Have Finally Found Their Cojones!
—	1 Vote	How to Implement SignalR in a Suit
—	1 Vote	How a National Ban Will Do Very Little to No Effort on Your Answers to These Cringey Childhood Artifacts
—	1 Vote	Democrats Make History 101

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