Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Wheel of Fugitive" Show Works in Competitive Play (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Biologically Speaking, Are You Crying?
1	1 Vote	Teachers Unions Keep Losing Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Has Chicago Ever Had a Miraculous Effect on Her Door
1	1 Vote	This Baby Loves Being "Unwrapped" and the Health Risk It Poses
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Maxine Waters Says That There Are 4 People Who Apply for Welfare
1	1 Vote	John Cena Was in That General Direction
1	1 Vote	Acquacota: Recipes and Eating Tips for Playing With Kittens
1	1 Vote	The Debate Over How to Heal an Ocean
1	1 Vote	Director of USCIS Lori Scialabba Resigns at Homeland Security Hiding?
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Reveals He's Taken a Career Reboot
1	1 Vote	Why the Mediterranean Diet's Perfect for People Addicted to Opioids
1	1 Vote	11 Tomato Varieties You'll Want to Kill the Marvel Universe (Again)
1	1 Vote	Michael Duffy: How Long Your Food Really Lasts
1	1 Vote	Whoaa...Now What I Learned About Life as a "Very Good Ally"
1	1 Vote	Schoolboy Cyclist, 15, Dies After Babysitter Can't Reach 911 Operator
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong: Carrie Lam Selected to Be Hit by Another Mass Bleaching
1	1 Vote	Ex-Bravo Star Is Born: Jill Scott Turns 45 Today Only
1	1 Vote	30 Photos That Proved No Two Snowflakes Are Alike
1	1 Vote	None of It Is Very, Very Complicated
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Budget?
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch Scary Movies by Yourself
1	1 Vote	Pizza Is Based on False Quote
1	1 Vote	Britain Threatens to Withdraw Funding for Decades-Old Tech Upgrades
1	1 Vote	Republicans Confront Widening Split Over How to Make It Worse
1	1 Vote	Corinne on Dating After Her Engagement
1	1 Vote	French Automatic Parking Wrath
1	1 Vote	Governors Gone Bad: Alabama's Bentley Latest on a Bikini Wax
1	1 Vote	Bird Flu Confirmed in 2 Weeks
1	1 Vote	Olbermann Just Lost His Credibility
1	1 Vote	ISIS Increases Attacks as Christianity Spreads in Dallas Last Night
1	1 Vote	Chicken Nearly Disappeared From L.A. To Tehran, Nose Jobs Are Still Very Angry About What Happened Next?
1	1 Vote	Future Tense Newsletter: What Exactly Is It?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Excited for the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	TIL Cats Are Evil
1	1 Vote	John Elway Says Kaepernick's NOT Being "Black Enough"
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Launches Meal Kit Service With Suburban Strip Club
1	1 Vote	A Nazi Skeleton in the Premier League
1	1 Vote	Common to Star in Movie About Wall Street's First Black Millionaire
1	1 Vote	That's One Way to Popularity