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Earth's Melting Permafrost Threatens to Boycott World Championships to Protest Against Charlton Fan

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2017-04-16

2017-04-16

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    Charlton fan 'attempted to punch Crystal Palace's eagle mascot' during League Cup tie, court told
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    Earth’s melting permafrost threatens to unleash a dangerous climate feedback loop
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    Coventry relegated to League Two amid flying pigs protest against Charlton
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