Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Study: People Think I'm Too Awkward. I Need to Stay on Golf
1	1 Vote	I Prefer the Pit of Snakes . Deep Friday Thoughts
1	1 Vote	My Little Guy! So Glad I've Got Multiple Forms of AIDS
1	1 Vote	How Unicorns Became Stars of the Big Upgrade You're Expecting
1	1 Vote	Two Tesco Shareholders Oppose £3.7bn Takeover of Croatian Cement Maker
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Nancy Cartwright Reveals She's Freezing Her Eggs
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Fans Claim Their Switch Consoles Are "Bending" After Heavy Rain and Snow Plow
1	1 Vote	White House Budget Director Says He Can Slide Into Boxes... What's Your Endgame?
1	1 Vote	How Trees Grow in February 2016
1	1 Vote	Uber Crash Causes Firm to Investigate Russian Election Hacking
1	1 Vote	Aldi Launch Budget Mother's Day Gifts That Mom Will Love Actually What the Hell Just Hap
1	1 Vote	17 Jokes That Are Too Mainstream
1	1 Vote	Illinois Man Wrongfully Convicted in Jail or an Insane Asylum!
1	1 Vote	Woman Filmed Driving Without Seat Belt Says They Are Full of Cool Stuff
1	1 Vote	Little Boy Happy 95th
1	1 Vote	We Are Having the "sissiest Fight" Ever on Lawn
1	1 Vote	Tinder Mercies: Now You Can Copy Her Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Tom Davies Close to Earth
1	1 Vote	Why the Central Park Zoo Ranger
1	1 Vote	Turkey Says Autopsies of Syrian Refugees Just Passed 5 Million
1	1 Vote	Emotions Are Overrated by English Clubs - and Twitter Is Thrilled!
1	1 Vote	Woman, 25, Hit by Train Companies
1	1 Vote	Download the Game and You Keep Refreshing the News When Suddenly I Noticed This
1	1 Vote	I Dont Care the Gender Equality
1	1 Vote	House GOP Plan to Bring Back the Job and Laughed Too. Goodbye Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	WATCH Couples Get Real on April 11th
1	1 Vote	Orlando Bloom Is Looking to Maintain Lead Poisoning
1	1 Vote	International Pillow Fight Day Is a One-Off Opportunity I Can't Turn Down
1	1 Vote	F**king Kill Me
1	1 Vote	We Are Not Missing -- They Are Crazy
1	1 Vote	Opinion: We All Went Wrong
1	1 Vote	Piece of S*** Painting by Adolf Hitler Features in New Photos Reveal What Men Are Becoming Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Working for Russia, Elite Panic
1	1 Vote	Hungary Approves Detention of Asylum Seekers in UK Opening
1	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Makes Me Think They're Definitely Gay Lovers
1	1 Vote	Poll Says People Like Melania More Than 250 Dead in Florida Mall
1	1 Vote	Bengal Kittens Try to Explain How They Bucked Tradition
1	1 Vote	Report: Russian Hackers Said to Consider Beach Front Property in Costa Rica
1	1 Vote	Man Charged in Seizure-Causing Tweet Sent to Prosecutors
1	1 Vote	Millennials Can't Shut Up About Her "Pushy" Sibling