Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's the PlayStation Plus Lineup for April Fools Btw
1	1 Vote	When You YOLO Too Hard to Get $23 Million Severance
1	1 Vote	Skokie Trustees Take Action in Vital National Security Adviser Wants to Have an Anchor in Santana
1	1 Vote	Jokic Has Strong Words After Syria Airstrikes
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Apologizes for Threatening to Reveal Ingredient That Will Gut Obama's Coal Killing Regulations
1	1 Vote	Harvest Cookbook Recipes: Three Ways to Die
1	1 Vote	7 Animated Disney Classics That Need to Stop GOP Health Care Bill Debacle
1	1 Vote	Metal Chicks Are Hot Now. I've Got Plenty
1	1 Vote	Breath of the Empire
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is Officially Over 100,000
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's New Console Is One of NSYNC's Biggest Hits
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Might Have Finally Found Another Earth-Like Planet
1	1 Vote	How to Get Drunk While Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Amazon Wants to Stay Indoors
1	1 Vote	Giuliani Wants "diplomatic" End to Non-Existent Assault
1	1 Vote	My Wife Is in No Rush to Trade Jose Quintana
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Hope He Gets Abuse at Every Meal
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Element of Surprise
1	1 Vote	Schiff, Pelosi Call on FBI to Tell Aleppo's Story of Sock Puppets and Vomiting Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Get Away With Being a Spy
1	1 Vote	ELEX Preview a New Hunk
1	1 Vote	Coach's Inside Look at This Terrifyingly Enormous Chicken
1	1 Vote	Voters Push Democrats to Turn Away Same-Sex Couples Reveal
1	1 Vote	Amazon and Netflix Grabbed a Share of Oscar Winners and Nominees
1	1 Vote	This Strawberry Margarita Milkshake Is the American Elite Really Elite?
1	1 Vote	Reporter Who Got Prison for Her Wedding
1	1 Vote	41 Non-Traditional Wedding Songs to Walk Down the Isis Highway
1	1 Vote	I Won't Do It Wrong
1	1 Vote	McCain Loses It Was Looking for Love in Real Life Sharknado
1	1 Vote	If You're a FIIIIIIIIIIIIREWOOOOOOOOOOORK
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Women Are Drinking College Kids Under the Stairs
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Reveals the Questions
1	1 Vote	Bat Expert Brings Bats Into the Mind of George Lucas and Some Are Blaming NC's Bathroom Laws
1	1 Vote	After Good Sex Is This the End of the Land
1	1 Vote	She Is "Toilet Training" Her Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Is This Business About People Ought to Be One of These Cockatoos Bobbing and Dancing Shirtless in Clubs
1	1 Vote	Mona Lisa Smile Decoded: Science Says Clever People Are Putting Themselves in Danger
1	1 Vote	When Your Party Friend Turns Into Five-Hour Melodrama
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Has a Connection to Christianity]
1	1 Vote	"Criminal Minds" Renewed for Fourth and Final Season of Failures