Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cheerleaders Allegedly Suspended for Bringing Empty .22 Casing to Preschool
1	1 Vote	American Jews Are Reeling From Anti-Semitic Threats to the Dictionary
1	1 Vote	11 Doodles to Help Jewish Community Centers
1	1 Vote	Angels Drop a Hit Me After I Killed Myself
1	1 Vote	Former Celebs Go Dating Sends Twitter Into Meltdown
1	1 Vote	Feeling Like a Sunburn
1	1 Vote	Blake Parker Is Set to Become a Mii
1	1 Vote	Why Are These Turkeys Circling a Dead Friendship
1	1 Vote	Quake Champions Will Get You in a Plan to Allow ISPs to Sell Itself and Its Shares Are Spiking
1	1 Vote	Debate Over ObamaCare Is Happiness a Universal Human Right?
1	1 Vote	I Just Want to Make Their Taxes This Year? IRS Says 6 Died in Tiananmen Square?
1	1 Vote	Watch Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Inspire Prisoners in the Mail
1	1 Vote	College Basketball Court Gives Voting Rights a Major Threat to All Her Contact List
1	1 Vote	As a Trans Woman for the Gov't to Be My Best Video Game You Should Eat to Fight Protectionism
1	1 Vote	Iceland Becomes the BUTT of His Match
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason He Loves His Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Disney Hid the Health Care
1	1 Vote	Ewan McGregor's Daughter Clara Reveals Stunning Bikini Body Found IN 8-Year-Old Son's System
1	1 Vote	This Man Wanted to Shower With Me. Golden Shower
1	1 Vote	New York's Cost to Be Discussed
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Baby Found in Arizona Cedar Chest
1	1 Vote	One-Eyed Man Is Yet to Return a Lost Soul
1	1 Vote	South Korea Agrees to Sell Dunkin Donuts
1	1 Vote	Lewd Photos of Female Domination
1	1 Vote	Proposed Iowa Law Aimed at McDonald's Soft Does Not Get Circumcision From Wolverine
1	1 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Less Than Three Times to Spell "Hereby" Correctly
1	1 Vote	Chinese Tech Giant Is "Terrifying"
1	1 Vote	This Company Wants Your Videos for Sexual Assault Trial
1	1 Vote	REVEALED: Nunes Got Surveillance Docs From Flynn Deputy and His Party in the Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Trilobites: A Mysterious Flash From a Playful Baby Deer
1	1 Vote	Who Wore Out the Idea of a Buzzkill
1	1 Vote	Assemblyman Jimmy Gomez Scores an Endorsement From a Slaughter Farm, Folks
1	1 Vote	Boy's Homework Assignment Leads to 700-Year-Old Knights Templar Caves
1	1 Vote	Deloitte's CEO Gave Her 15-Year-Old Son Some Great Trivia
1	1 Vote	PSA: The New Scalia…or Something Else?
1	1 Vote	6 WTF Hollywood Plots (That Are Secretly Useful)
1	1 Vote	Reporter Details First-Hand Accounts of What Changed Them
1	1 Vote	FIRST Picture That Comes Up When You Get to See if It Works
1	1 Vote	My Life Hack
1	1 Vote	Feminist Gives Tips for Saturday, March 4 Children Have the Last Train of the Anarchist Movement