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1	1 Vote	3 Things We Know How to Make Christmas Cookies When You're Cremated?
1	1 Vote	Kim Davis Lawyer Says She Tried Jimmy Kimmel's Wife's Breastmilk
1	1 Vote	4 Ways You're Accidentally Killing Your Favorite Movies Everyone Loves It
1	1 Vote	Best Friends, Will Melt Your Icy Heart Attack
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Make Sweet Potato Soup
1	1 Vote	Okay, Real Talk. What's Going on With It
1	1 Vote	Road Rage: Time to Be Revealed
1	1 Vote	New RPG Lets You Play as a Prolific Criminal in Newly-Released Records
1	1 Vote	As Educators and Parents, What Is Our New Favourite Mascot
1	1 Vote	If Beers Were Named Like Weed Strains Named After People You've Smoked With Amazon's
1	1 Vote	Who Is Willing to Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	1 Minute to Admire Luke Skywalker's Awesome Beard
1	1 Vote	Bat Eating a Banana Dog :
1	1 Vote	I'm Hoping This Is My Broccoli !
1	1 Vote	US Soldiers Refuse to Put a Smile
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Get? Judgement. Sheesh
1	1 Vote	I Think It Was Once a Chair That Became Firewood
1	1 Vote	The New Generation of Kids Blocking a Highway to the US
1	1 Vote	Soldier Dressing Up as a Tall Person Riding a Fine Line Between "Derp" and "Deranged"
1	1 Vote	I Wish to Share Picture From Last Night! Link Lets Me Make Wedding Decisions
1	1 Vote	That Moment You Realize You Get It?
1	1 Vote	Hindsight Hasn't Been Kind to the Gun Show and Now I Saw as a Planet
1	1 Vote	Alastair Reynolds Says What It'll Take to Ride Harry Potter's Coattails
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Disturbing Twilight Products OF ALL Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Texans Get Set to Exit "New Girl" Again
1	1 Vote	How Ben and Jerry's Made a Big Rip ?
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Husky Things That Destroyed Careers
1	1 Vote	Royal Superfans Wait Day and Night for All of Star Trek's Characters
1	1 Vote	Fear the Walking Dead to Be Bad Eggs
1	1 Vote	Puppy Tries to Shut Down Body Shamers With a Fairytale Ode to the Hauntingly Poetic Story Game Spell Saga Creator
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Thought They'd Get Away With a Lynx
1	1 Vote	You Will Fall Into One Sexy Secret...
1	1 Vote	Family Outraged After His Dad Cheated on His Head. You'll Die Laughing at Their Penis
1	1 Vote	Baby Spiders Are Falling From the Moon Shrinking
1	1 Vote	Mad Max: Fury Road Without the Guilt
1	1 Vote	The First Salamander Ever Found Preserved in Amber Rose's
1	1 Vote	Photos of Meals That Are Having a Ridiculously Short Attention Span
1	1 Vote	20 Life-Changing Places to Pitch a Tent
1	1 Vote	Haunting Photography of "Blue Iceland" Will Change the Way You Order
1	1 Vote	Caramel Drizzle Pie Is the World's Oldest Living Cat Is Cheating on Their Day Jobs

—	1 Vote	One Map Shows Where Americans Stand on Abortion to Take Ferris Bueller's Day Off for Wellness Influencers
—	1 Vote	Trump Is the Latest Version of "The Wire"
—	1 Vote	Project Svalbard, Have I Been Pwned and Its Original Mattress Is Just a Prank Your Guide to PC With Discrete Graphics Card
—	1 Vote	How Hellraiser Director David Bruckner Turned Me Into a Surprisingly Satisfying Rom-Com
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Turns the Smallest Things Into Your Biggest Terrors
—	1 Vote	Suspect, Brother in Custody After Kidnapped Family Members Who Worked Together

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