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Exercise? I Thought the First Two Games in 2017 NFL Warns Texas There Could Be a F**ker Sometimes

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2017-03-21

2017-03-21

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    And I thought the first two had too many casualtys
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    Exercise? I thought you said "Extra Fries".
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    Yeah, it can be a f**ker sometimes.
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    NFL report: Austin Seferian-Jenkins suspended two games in aftermath of DUI case
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