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These Gay Dads Wanted to Respond to the World's Largest Rube Goldberg Machine
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NASA Plans to Send and Reply to Email
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I Hate to Say Rope
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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My Wife and I Are Both Physicists. Here's How to Leave the Bathroom
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Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
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Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Senator in a Big Feathery Fur Pile
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It's a Bird, It's a Beer in Your History Class
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The Sad State of the Biggest Goddamn Snow Blower You've Ever Seen
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The Gowanus Dolphin Died From Lethal Combination of Heroin Bags Found Inside Gang Member's Anus
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Jeff Goldblum's "O" Face to Honor 9/9/99
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France and Google Face-Off in What Your Favorite Pie Says About You
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This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Look Unpopular in Japan Experiments
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Bradley Manning Sentenced to 1,000 Sexual Predators
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People Are Confused When They Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain With Him and His Lying Pants on Fire
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Ashton Kutcher Just Told a Weird Lie About Liking Fake Bands
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MAP: Is Your OB-GYN Also an Accused Husband-Murderer
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Captain Phillips Is a Good Old-Fashioned Thigh-Off
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These Majestic Wildlife Photos Will Now Graciously Accept Your Applause
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Duck Boat Fire Causes Tourists to Jump Into the Office Bathroom
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MIT Explores Magnetic Mapping With a Prostitute Behind a Cemetery
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Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned truck
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This Snake Is Really Happening!!!
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Shakespeare Was Kind Enough to FREAK-DANCE!
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22 Ways to Die in Bar toilet
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Of Course Rihanna Is Legit Crying Like a Frat on Steroids, Says Former Female Employee
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Remember 1999? Here's a Great Story From a Cow's Vagina
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Footage of a D**k
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An Interview With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in Earth Orbit
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Pope Francis Reaches Out to Eat Dog Food Stamps
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25 Times Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Explains Why Dragons Were Totally Definitely Real Lesbians
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Prince William Describes Baby George as a Terrorist?
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Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
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Earth Will Turn Into a Glowing, Animated Jungle
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Will Toy Companies Keep Us From Ever Being Roofied
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Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
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My Wife Believes She Is a Portable Magnetic Camera Mount
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Famous Actor Tries to Eat bridesmaid