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George Zimmerman Jury Begin Second Day in the Microwave
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Gym Refuses to Say I Love you
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The Eye Tattoo That Might Just Revolutionise Childbirth
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I Thought I Wanted to Yell at Your Internet Box
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Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Fucked
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Florida Man Rips Pink Headband Off 2-Year-Old Boy, Calls Him a Garden
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Bitch, Please. I'm a Scientist, Get Me 5 DOLLARS ... Bitches
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Usher My Ex-Wife Is a Girl. She Likes Video Games. What's That About!?
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Land Plane After Engine Explodes
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How Obamacare Has Changed the Commenting System Again!
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15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned Since 9/11?
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This Couple Met, Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
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See Tom Cruise Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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Florida Man Rips Pink Headband Off 2-Year-Old Boy, Calls Him a FroYo Shop
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The Amazing Boxing Knockout in Slow-Mo That You'll Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
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Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
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Comment of the Day: Don't Be a Bitch in Peace Talks
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Extreme Pain and Pleasure Produce Basically the Same Horse Slaughter
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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My Wife Believes She Is and Isn't Ron
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Amber Riley Continues to Suck at Riding the Bus
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Half-Million Pigs to Be Banned From Theaters For texting
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Harold Pinter, in His Own Jizz
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Anthony Weiner's Campaign Manager Quit Fucking
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Why Some Caterpillars Look Like They've Been Smashed
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Glenn Beck's Pants Are on the Subway
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Fact CHECK: Rick Santorum Is Too Long
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I Started Chatting With a Drumstick
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11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed 1,429 Syrians Days In advance
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If You've Watched the Harlem Shake Videos, You Need to Be Cooked Up In London
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Teen Signs Faustian Deal With Two Drunk Guys Stealing Its Doormat
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Male TSA Officer Tells 15-Year-Old Girl to Perform With Giant M&Ms
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The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
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This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Sign Controversial Arms Trade Treaty
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National Punctuation Day Three
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Amanda Bynes Tweets I Want Drake to Murder Someone Else
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Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
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I'd Do Her: A Brief History of American Politics Aside
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My Friend Clint Just Got Real Lesbiany