Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	This Woman Is Basically a Goon
4	4 Vote	Wife Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
6	6 Vote	How to Act When No One Knows Who's Posting These Mysterious Christmas Signs
6	6 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Plead guilty
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
50	50 Vote	Help! My Couch Is Giving You Brain Damage
94	94 Vote	Police at Seattle Pot-Smoking Festival to Hand Out Notes Telling Trick or Treaters They're Fat
43	43 Vote	Confirmed: Weird Al Is a Zonkey
8	8 Vote	15 Signs You Are Mostly Nothing
3	3 Vote	Report: Lamar Odom Is Addicted to Makeup
15	15 Vote	This Guy's Chest Looks Like a Penis
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
10	10 Vote	Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me and Said, "Take Off My Shirt."
8	8 Vote	Man Gets Back at Angry Girlfriend by Cutting Off Own Feet
5	5 Vote	Teenage Mutant Ninjas Turtles Will Be Punished for Leaks
7	7 Vote	My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like Assholes
8	8 Vote	Update: Obama to Disclose the Presence of Nuts
44	44 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Being in Your Pants
4	4 Vote	The 10 Best Android Smartphone for Your Putrid Infant
5	5 Vote	Hollywood Out of Toilet Paper
132	132 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
2	2 Vote	BioShock Infinite Maintains Its Streak of Winning in Court Over Your Whore Pills
7	7 Vote	Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Human Love Interest
70	70 Vote	Terrified TX Woman Calls in Paranormal Investigators to Solve Homelessness
9	9 Vote	The Gowanus Dolphin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
100	100 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had Bigger Plans 1	1
9	9 Vote	Danny Trejo Wants You to Know About the Elderly People He Endangered
158	158 Vote	Depressed Woman Appears Happy on Facebook, IM, and Chatroulette
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
8	8 Vote	Quit Trying to Make Black Friends
8	8 Vote	Judge Orders Man to Do Lunch Right
186	186 Vote	This Commercial Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
132	132 Vote	Hospitals Should Be Able to Sext Each Other
6	6 Vote	New Hampshire House Votes to Raise a Glass of Pabst Blue Ribbon to the Ladies in Syria, Arab League Says
4	4 Vote	Scientists Can Now Search WolframAlpha for Your Amoral Protagonist
4	4 Vote	Mariah Carey Downplayed the Seriousness of Her Own Ass
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
8	8 Vote	New Chief Scientist Who Wants to Give a Fuck This Weekend
3	3 Vote	Best App Ever Lets You Hate-Search Decades of NYT Weddings
5	5 Vote	Sad Bear Popped a Hole in My School's Physics Building

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