Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

BioShock Infinite Maintains Its Streak of Winning in Court Over Your Whore Pills

BioShock Infinite Maintains Its Streak of Winning in Court Over Your Whore Pills by timoutimtim via Flickr

2 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by pdash
2013-12-15

2013-12-15

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    French president on military offensive: 'We are winning in Mali'
    CNN CNN
  • Read
    Smashes
    BioShock Infinite Maintains Its Streak of Winning Every E3 Award by Winning More E3 Awards
    Giant Bomb Giant Bomb
  • Read
    Smashes
    Gas price drops; streak of increases broken
    CNN CNN
  • Read
    Smashes
    Musharraf misses court over security threat
    CNN CNN
  • Read
    Smashes
    For-Profit Companies Get Their Day in Court Over Your Whore Pills
    Jezebel Jezebel

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account