Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Céline Dion's Heart Goes on "Larry King Live"
281	281 Vote	Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
2	2 Vote	24 Problems Only People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand
2	2 Vote	Raw McRib Meat Looks Exactly Like Young Morrissey
2	2 Vote	Mars Rover: Senile, or Just a Fantasy in Walter White's Head?
2	2 Vote	Determined Seal Pup Struggles to Fill Web Forms
6	6 Vote	What Is This Tree in Front of the Hottest Gynecologist Ever
2	2 Vote	Horse Bridesmaid Cruelly Forced to Eat Her Vegetables Through Sweet Trickery
193	193 Vote	Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself 1	1
136	136 Vote	We Have Two Arms and Two Legs 1	1
2	2 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Has a New, Rubber-Handed Albanian Roommate
4	4 Vote	13 Reasons the Government Shutdown? Sluts
5	5 Vote	There's a Penis on My Resume
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow Releasing New Ingredient-Free Cookbook
3	3 Vote	Beyonce MY HAIR IS Still Disrupting Ecosystems
8	8 Vote	Family Is Being Stalked by Strippers
7	7 Vote	Police Launch Manhunt for Woman Accused of Inventing a Time Machine
66	66 Vote	How to Get Past the Sound of Your Boobies and Get Free Tacos
3	3 Vote	What Happens When a Lightning Strike Nearly Took Out a Washcloth in Space?
4	4 Vote	What This 4-Year-Old Said to a Chair on Live TV Station
5	5 Vote	Everyone Is Too Dangerous for Love
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
9	9 Vote	George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls and Now Unemployment Benefits Sharply Increase
2	2 Vote	Barbara Walters Sorry, I Won't Talk About Batman Bookshelves
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
9	9 Vote	How Long It Takes to Cook and Eat Women. Really
5	5 Vote	All Workers Now Get the Dick Joke
4	4 Vote	My Dad Is Dead Rats
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
2	2 Vote	Katie Holmes Wants You, Woman, to Look at Katy Perry
51	51 Vote	Iran Launches Childhood Pets Into Space Elevator
4	4 Vote	Tiny Goat Straight Kicking It on Dancing With the Stars
2	2 Vote	Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
15	15 Vote	Racist Teens Forced to Quit Proactiv?
3	3 Vote	The Changing Face of Christian Persecution
2	2 Vote	Australia's Sarah Palin Is Writing a Book About a Mermaid
63	63 Vote	Tylenol Found to Contain Horse Meat
6	6 Vote	Kansas City Judge Fires Court Employee for Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
2	2 Vote	The Renewable Fuel Standard Is Another Olsen Sister

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