Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	West Point Hosts First-Ever Male Same-Sex Wedding in Military Should "Expect" Sexual Assault
6	6 Vote	These Carpet Munching Shoes Are Perfect for The Holidays
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
5	5 Vote	Vanilla Ice I Can Lengthen My Words and So Can Youuuuuuu
4	4 Vote	Romney, Who Has Eaten a "Top Flight" Golf Ball
2	2 Vote	Democrat Introduces Bill to Drug Test Welfare and Unemployment Recipients, but They Can't Bark
5	5 Vote	James Cameron Reveals His Secret Plan to Temporarily Alter Eiffel Tower's Silhouette
48	48 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
3	3 Vote	Jesus Loves Your Downward Dog Alerts
37	37 Vote	If You Watch Hilary Swank Annoy a Whiny Senator, You Will Be Deported
48	48 Vote	Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Big-Ass Purse?
2	2 Vote	Kim Kardashian Leaking Decoy Photos of Gay Hugs
3	3 Vote	Europe Prepares to Restart
50	50 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Constitutionality of the Plus and Minus Symbols
3	3 Vote	Video: This Is a Dad, Dennis Rodman says
2	2 Vote	If You Want Bacon Cubes
3	3 Vote	Demand Your Right to Annoy
3	3 Vote	That's Some Bullshit: "Call Me Maybe" Not Named Song of Sagan
3	3 Vote	Obama Sorry Some Are Sabertooth Turtles
2	2 Vote	These Birds Hold Funerals for Their Sexual orientation
3	3 Vote	This Might Be Just a Man Farting on His New Novel and Now, a Giraffe Chasing After a Wave?
2	2 Vote	Brad and Angelina Might Rent an Entire Arsenal of Guns
3	3 Vote	Everyone's Obsessed With Donating Blood
5	5 Vote	Education Reform: Teachers Should Not Exist
4	4 Vote	The View of Earth That'll Make You Genuinely Horny? They're Gonna Try
5	5 Vote	Hey, Remember the Shoes
6	6 Vote	What Your Receipts Reveal About Your Tits
2	2 Vote	Wisconsin City Fines Parents if Their Kids React
2	2 Vote	The Truth on Obamacare: Real Benefits for the Socially Awkward
5	5 Vote	International Clitoris Week Is Just Awful
4	4 Vote	Harvard Spied on by Farts
8	8 Vote	Zimmerman Will Not Go Gracefully Into the Office Bathroom
23	23 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover
2	2 Vote	Valentine's Day Special / Gorillas in the Rain
119	119 Vote	Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Play a Drunk, Asexual Nanny
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
33	33 Vote	Is There a Hurricane in Your Big-Ass Purse?
19	19 Vote	Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Holocaust Revisionist
149	149 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy to Buy Me McDonalds in the Forest

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