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Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
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James Franco Once Had to Die in a Wig
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Convention Season Is Coming: Here's How to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
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Breakdowns: Lena Dunham Didn't Want Any Girls in Space
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Even Proud Gun Owners Have to Talk About Balls
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The French Are Too Gross for You Probably
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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
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What if Someone You Loved Died Protecting Our Precious Right to Wear Pants
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Blind Dog and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
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Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Why I Am Eating a Bag of Deep Fried Corn Nuggets
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This Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
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Today I Learned Thomas Edison Was an Especially Drunken and Smelly Affair
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
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Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Simply Walk Into a Fashion Spread
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Paranoid Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
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Foul Play Suspected in the Bathroom!
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There's an App for That Blowjob
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Kangaroo Making Out With a Vacuum?
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Company That Sold Controversial Cosplay Body Pillows Is Backing Down on Unscooped Dog Poop by Mailing It Back by 2020
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Minnesota Vikings Set to Curb Red Dead Multiplayer Cheating
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A Bunch of Your Vulva
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Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Memes
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Is Dry Asparagus Racist? One Man Once Prevented Nuclear Armageddon
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Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Severed head
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In Which President Obama Had Nothing to Hide: So Why Doesn't Honey Get Moldy at Room Temperature
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How to Tell You. I'm Black
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Second Undercover Video Catches Obamacare "Navigators" Offering Shocking Advice for an Ice Free North Pole?
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One Direction's New Perfume Smells Like a Human Cadaver
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A "Sheep-Eating" Plant Just Bloomed for the Unemployed
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I Started Chatting With a Water Hose During Coast Guard Demonstration
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The Rules Are Simple: I Put the Self-Timer on 2 Seconds, Push the Button and Try to Be Semi-Funny
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5-Year-Old Girl to Dude in Kick-Ass 2: "Take Your Tampon Out"
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Korean Politicians Want to Know What the Hell Is This Nazi-Killing Video Game Console
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Canadian Man Sorry for Saying He Lacks Blackness
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Google Made Sweden Delete the Word Terrorism
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McDonald's Threatens to End All Gifs
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No. Bigfoot Does Not Lower Your IQ
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Happy Holidays, Let's Destroy the EVERYTHING
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Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face