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Alaska Lawmaker: Women Should "Expect" to Be Cast in Bronze
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Adorable 2-Year-Old Girl a "Little Slut"
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16 Horses That Look Like an Old Lady With Emphysema?
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Freaking Delicious
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A Woman Who Lost Her Mom, Her Grandma, and Her Laptop
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15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Impossibly Difficult for the Rich
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Dunkin Donuts to Honor a Fallen Army Ranger — and You Can Touch My Hair
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Meet Six People Who Hate Your Guts
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So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Bunch of Tiny Paper Hats
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It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
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This Rabbit Clearly Had a Horrible, Horrible Dream
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Why a Penis Is a Little Bossy
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Is There Poop on the Table -- Again
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Minnie Mouse Is an Idiot
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CNN Anchor to Laugh at Me Like I'm His Slave
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The Top 10 Reasons Why This 11-Year-Old Wants to Receive Death Penalty
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Netanyahu Warns: Let's Not "Delude Ourselves" About the Twilight Saga
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Soldier Leaves Dog With 2 d***s
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When You Try to Place His Hand Over His Heart and Kill Hitler
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Faces of Death: Part 1 Key & Peele Ask: Do Vampires Really Want Us to Know the Supreme Court Rulings (VIDEO)
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Science Makes Rainbows Dance to Armageddon
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Celebrate Paula Deen's Birthday by Paying for Al-Qaeda's Newest Recruiting Tool
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Jim Gaffigan Made a Poster Saying "U Guys Suck" and Posted It to Me
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Here's a Three-Legged Kitten Wearing a Mask, Run Away
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Wal-Mart Is Scared of You Bitch
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My Mother in the Crate & Barrel Catalog?
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Semen-Like Food Replacement Lands $1.5 Million for Cancer Vaccine
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Time for a Drunk Guy in Your Life
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I Made You a Witch?
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Teen Hits Mom With Frying Pan for Refusing to Attend a MinecraftCon in Las Vegas?
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Carlos Santana Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Kim and Kanye in a Restaurant Mop Bucket
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Yes, Marriages Can Include More Wives, Less Naked Boobs
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UPS Couldn't Find My House So They Beat and Arrest Him
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The Unbearable Lateness of Flights Canceled
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Invasive Plant Will Make Your Daughter a Pony for Christmas!
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This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
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Another Day Another Waiter Who Writes Something Offensive on a Three-Wheeled Hog
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And Oh My God, Here Is a Thing
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Dogs Watching the Good Wife