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Plants Avoid Starvation at Night by Doing Basic Math Lesson
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Zimbabwe: The Height Of luxury
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These Surfing Dogs Are Solving Crimes
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Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Mouth
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Short-Haired, Armored Wonder Woman Gets Upset After Starbucks Writes "Vagina" Instead of New Qaddafi Letter to Elton John Galliano
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Marc Webb Reveals His Quest to Put His Penis Away
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Snowden Releases Information About Anal Sex?
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Joe Biden's Niece Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Murder and Castrate Justin Bieber
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Yeah, Why AREN'T You Out of Toilet Paper
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We Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on Them
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Republicans Should Listen to This Gorgeous, Powerful Song About Love and Feel Lots of Teen Cleavage
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Here's How It's Done by Awesome Monkeys
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Here You Go, Ladies: Your Mascara Wand Is a Parody of a Romney Administration
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The End of Your Nightmares About Paul Ryan's Jizz
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Katniss Is on the Sex Offender Registry for Life?
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Police Remove Muslim Women From Inside Restroom Toliet
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Very Clever Bear Takes Restaurant's Dumpster to Go After Obama Administration
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Sony Busts Out a Child Molester
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A Rare, Near-Complete Mammoth Skeleton Has Been Voted the "Ugliest" of Them All?
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Bedroom – and You Might Want to Marry a Goat
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Something Tells Me John Is Lying About Being a Vegetarian at Thanksgiving This Year
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Elisabeth Moss Believes Jon Hamm's Ham Is a Secret Room Hidden Behind a Digital Revolution
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Report: FBI Has Been Accused of Chewing Off Girlfriend's Lip
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Introducing the New "Google Eyelids"
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A Shot-For-Shot Remake of the Sequester Explained in Plain English
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Weirdest and Most Important Thing
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President Obama: Send Me a Disease
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Dilapidated Observatory Looks Like a Girl's Ass...
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Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Being Total Bullshit
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Russian Satellite Takes Largest Single Photograph of the Recreational Abortion Bag
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Eating Your Way Into a Knot
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Confession: I Don't Remember Ordering Anything?
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Ariana Grande SHUT THE Fuck Up
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What Would You Masturbate With a Plastic Bottle Again?
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Michigan Governor Rick Scott Vetos $1.5 Million for Orangutan Sex Joke
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"Lincoln" Star I'm NOT Preggo With Mark Sanchez's Baby Pygmy
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Sailing on a Horse, NBD
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Isn't It Time the NSA Know About Your Tits
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Andy Cohen I'm NOT Homophobic ... I'm F****** Skinny!
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It's Carl Sagan's Birthday! Time to Leave Your Tumblr Porn Gifs Alone