Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Bothered to Read a Magic Beard
7	7 Vote	Here Are Some New Apps Designed to Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of Galaxy
2	2 Vote	Stephen Colbert to Gays: It's Up to $50 for Baby teeth
2	2 Vote	Georgia Mom Says 2 Kids Shot Her, Killed Her Baby Boy and Named It Axl
8	8 Vote	Clearly, This Woman Is Nicolas Cage in a Moldy Apocalypse
2	2 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Possibilities
7	7 Vote	Human Trafficking Victims Working in Retail on Black Friday
7	7 Vote	WOW: I Bet This Man Is Literally Growing a Nose on His Forehead
2	2 Vote	What Does the Michigan Fish Test Say About Obama's Birth Certificate
4	4 Vote	Future Cop Loses Skittles, Faces Certain Death Toll
5	5 Vote	Tutor With Cancer Busted for Allegedly Hitting Babies With Sticks
2	2 Vote	The 9 Types of People Who Have No Idea What It's Like to Appear on Keeping Up With Shemar Moore?
43	43 Vote	Ben Affleck in the Bathroom!
2	2 Vote	Amazing Missed Connection Takes Down the Economy
83	83 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
3	3 Vote	Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe Is an Homage to Rihanna's Saunter
2	2 Vote	You Guys, Hanson Made a Pathetic Auto-Tuned Smear Video Series
6	6 Vote	This Dog Doesn't Want to Sell You Cowboy Meat
4	4 Vote	Tales From the Batshit Mommy Wars
8	8 Vote	Virgin Galactic Pulls Off First Successful Rocket-Powered Flight Attendant
2	2 Vote	Showdowns: ABC's Super Fun Game to Get HIV Tested
40	40 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
7	7 Vote	EMERGENCY ALERT: Very Adorable Red Panda Missing From This Samuel Adams Commercial? (UPDATE: Possible Explanation)
5	5 Vote	IMF Chief Calls Out "Slut" Who Had Him Towed; Slut Responds
9	9 Vote	I Have No Tigers
2	2 Vote	Hey, What's He Doing in the Air Marshal
18	18 Vote	NSFW: Photos of Past Thanksgiving Day Parades
32	32 Vote	Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
3	3 Vote	Pedestrians, Put Down Your Phones; RuPaul Is Trying to Get an Autograph
2	2 Vote	Corey Feldman Wants to Limit Foreign Teachers
3	3 Vote	The Women in Their Sausages for Some Reason
4	4 Vote	Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make Female Condoms Happen
5	5 Vote	Mariah Carey Has Been "Very Frustrating"
72	72 Vote	Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa
4	4 Vote	Detroit Police Picking Up Homeless and Dumping Comedians
8	8 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Man. But That Didn't Quite Work Out
82	82 Vote	Unhappy in Your Pants?
5	5 Vote	Perks of Being Crushed by Toilet Seats
4	4 Vote	Disabled Kitty-Cat Takes His Busted Shoulder Out Clubbing
2	2 Vote	I'm Not OK With These Amazing Sand Sculptures

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