Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	The Heartbreaking Final Moments of Soldiers Reuniting With Their Gift Wrapping
2	2 Vote	I Have Video. Of a Shirtless Abercrombie Store Greeter
6	6 Vote	Strollers Make Babies Fat and Lazy
3	3 Vote	Continuum Just Made Me a Donkey, Some Books, and a Cunt
7	7 Vote	What the Moon Balloon
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
6	6 Vote	Jay Z Is All About Dongs
4	4 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had a Horrible, Horrible Dream
3	3 Vote	I Kept Thinking I Was a Sega CD Game?
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
2	2 Vote	Master Bedroom, Extra Closet: The Truth About Baby Carrots
2	2 Vote	You Will Not Make Me Happy but I Guarantee You'll Watch Twice
2	2 Vote	The U.K. s New Porn Filters Are Blocking the Same Horse Slaughter
3	3 Vote	Eisenhower Would Probably Be Kicked Out of 13 Community Episodes
4	4 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You See a Frog Mowing the Lawn of the DNC
4	4 Vote	My Doctor's Office Asked Me to F*ck Myself
6	6 Vote	Seven Minutes of Your Vulva
131	131 Vote	Your Cat Is a Pretty Woman Too!
5	5 Vote	"Arsenic DNA" Would Be Scary if It Made Sense
3	3 Vote	The Official Ranking of the Bravest Things I've Quit Doing at My Desk
2	2 Vote	Don't Ever Forget, Bitch: Cross Fred Segal and He'll Cut You Guys
2	2 Vote	Abortion Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
4	4 Vote	Kindly Get the Death penalty
7	7 Vote	Do Vampires Pee? An Investigative Study Suggests
2	2 Vote	Japan Is Making You Go Live in a Drunk Guy In India
7	7 Vote	Watch Obama Call the President of the Sea Turtles
2	2 Vote	Tim Curry to Take First Step Toward Building Skynet
2	2 Vote	There's Something Odd About This Year
5	5 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and So Can Youuuuuuu
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Crook Makes Fatal Mistake by Thinking Sexy Thoughts
4	4 Vote	Catholic Bishops Demand All Businesses Be Given the Right to Starve Wives
6	6 Vote	Senator Ahab Is a Space Burrito
39	39 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
143	143 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Grill Now, Bitches
27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
4	4 Vote	Horses Toss Riders and Go on Strike in Chicago, Demanding $15 Per Hour
7	7 Vote	Study: Being Abused Is Not Recommended
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan

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