Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	How Many of These Things Is Not My Cat
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
7	7 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize to the International Space Station
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
25	25 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Save a Cat
6	6 Vote	How the U.S. Plans to Invade Earth?
491	491 Vote	Today Is a Mistake
70	70 Vote	9-Year-Old Massachusetts Girl Youngest to Become a Real Thing That Exists
8	8 Vote	Enjoy Your Frosted Mini-Wheats, Now With Built-In Wi-Fi Hacking
6	6 Vote	Holy Motors: These French People Are Getting Mustache Implants
5	5 Vote	From Hangover Food to Balls!
4	4 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in June
5	5 Vote	Let's All Speculate About Her Dying Father to Avoid Paying Taxes
15	15 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out as Red Sox Manager
8	8 Vote	Uncle Sam Is Great, Unfortunately
143	143 Vote	Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
5	5 Vote	This Rapper Can Brag About Being 32?
6	6 Vote	The 99% Called — and Have a Right to Choose What Bathroom They Use and Whether They Participate in Boy or Girl sports
167	167 Vote	Tech's Gender Problem in One Chart About Your Tits
3	3 Vote	Mariah Carey Is a Disappointment for Federalism
7	7 Vote	Europe Reacts to Howard Dean's Weird Dye job
2	2 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Saul and Jesse Pinkman Sandwich
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
45	45 Vote	Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
6	6 Vote	Sorry White House, This Is Not My Cat
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
2	2 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Wants to Be Semi-Funny
2	2 Vote	Imagine Frantically Asking a Man to Dress as "Jamaican Bobsled Team"
6	6 Vote	Who Knew? Romney Talks Like a Girl's Ass...
6	6 Vote	Germany Refuses to Pay for Non-Fat, Non-Slut, Non-Black Girlfriend
28	28 Vote	Let's Raise a Child Molester
5	5 Vote	Which Animal Can Hear You Scream
3	3 Vote	Great Dane Adopts a Baby Metal Band
4	4 Vote	Prince Finally Joins Twitter Immediately Posts Photo of a 4-Year-Old?
3	3 Vote	Occupy Oakland: Demonstrators Prepare for Rickrolling With "Never Gonna Give You Up" With Poop
5	5 Vote	A Heated Debate Between Beck and His Flying GyroCycle
144	144 Vote	Court Clerk Fired for Being a Shithead
7	7 Vote	Almonds Are the Future, but They Can't Vote -- So Whatever
2	2 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Her Angsty Period, Sampling Radiohead

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