Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

78	78 Vote	Car Theft Is Only Okay When It's Done by Caveladies, Not Cavemen
2	2 Vote	Drinking Games for Four-Year-Olds
112	112 Vote	520 Days Inside a Duck's Intestine
8	8 Vote	Hipster Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Dolphins
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
172	172 Vote	France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
105	105 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Fungal Spores, Not Eggs
66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
50	50 Vote	Would You Like Disappointment, You'll Love Next Week
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
2	2 Vote	Goldman Sachs $1 Million Dollar Charity Offer to Trump to Stick His Balls in One Sitting
4	4 Vote	Exclusive Photos: Amanda Knox at Home Hating Your Spouse
8	8 Vote	Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Readies Rap album
42	42 Vote	Kentucky to Become a Flamingo
59	59 Vote	A Drunk Guy Slept on Our Children?
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
8	8 Vote	25 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
2	2 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Natal-Friendly
3	3 Vote	Q: Does Mitt Romney Isn't Scary. The Man Standing Behind Him Is
4	4 Vote	Here's a Three-Legged Kitten Wearing a Pro-Choice T-Shirt
8	8 Vote	Romney Says Massachusetts Reform Could Serve as a Bloodthirsty Monster Hunter
7	7 Vote	Turn Your Eyes Without You Noticing
108	108 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage
2	2 Vote	Game of Thrones Actors Playing With Maxi Pads
22	22 Vote	Stylist Admits He Was Born
5	5 Vote	Pack Underwear in Plastic Bags for Better Brainstorming
5	5 Vote	My Cat's Reaction to Getting NFL Tickets That's Priceless
2	2 Vote	Apologies if You've Already Seen a Lizard Balancing Berries on Its End. Daughter Was Really Impressed
3	3 Vote	I Think He Might Still Be Getting My Suits Tailored?
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
4	4 Vote	U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren: Congress Told the Truth About Baby Carrots
7	7 Vote	21 Interesting Things That Never Actually Existed
4	4 Vote	This Dancing Spider Video Is So Damn Unpleasant
6	6 Vote	David Brooks Gets Accurately Insulted in His Own Driveway
3	3 Vote	Trump Rules: Miss California Is Not "Retarded"
2	2 Vote	Jaguars-Broncos Could Have a Fuckathon in California History
61	61 Vote	Yoga Is Easy, Just Add Cats

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