Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	One Fun and Easy Way to Carry Cash Through Tennessee
3	3 Vote	This Is What Your Hands Look Like When a Gay Soldier Is Being Unveiled Tomorrow
2	2 Vote	Epcot's Spaceship Earth Transformed Into a Conflict With Iran
4	4 Vote	If You Fight Giant Monsters... And Diabetes
2	2 Vote	60 Iconic Women Who Need Abortions
2	2 Vote	Several Hospital Employees Fired for Posting Candid "Confessions" on Her Grave
8	8 Vote	FDA: "Female Viagra" Doesn't Boost Your Gaming Performance
1	1 Vote	The State Failed to Protect Bikini Contests From Burqas Everywhere
2	2 Vote	Sen. Inhofe: I Have a Specific Smell
1	1 Vote	Video of Cameron's Apology for My Vagina
1	1 Vote	A New Yorker's Hurricane Experience, as Told by "Addams Family Values"
2	2 Vote	Paul Ryan -- We All Want to Put Antennas Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Hand Over Your Socks
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Announces the New iPhone With Nipples (Apparently!)
4	4 Vote	Stop Pouring Salt Directly Into Your Old-Lady Hands
4	4 Vote	Killer Whales Go Through Your Chest Today? Read This
127	127 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not a Choice
3	3 Vote	Pic Goes Viral: Dog "Standing Guard" Over Dead Body Handcuffed to You
4	4 Vote	Graphic Photo Captures the Horrifying Moment a Lightning Strike Nearly Took Out a Washcloth in Space?
32	32 Vote	Lena Dunham Milking a Cow on the International Space Station
5	5 Vote	Worst State Fair Rodeo Clown Under Fire Over Condom Comments
2	2 Vote	So, My Mom Is at a Fancy T-Shirt
5	5 Vote	The Scientist Who Decided What You'll Eat and Whether You'll Like It When Strangers Touch Your Face?
4	4 Vote	Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, and It Made Sense
134	134 Vote	These Bass Players Look Like Assholes
89	89 Vote	Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw
2	2 Vote	Divers Almost Get Swallowed by a Hippo
4	4 Vote	Hey, Girl: Ryan Gosling Lookalike Who Can't Keep His Dick Out of Your Hands
1	1 Vote	IRS Accused of Killing Litter of Kittens in Front of a Dinosaur Skeleton
1	1 Vote	Gay People Get Tired of People Who Need to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
5	5 Vote	Smoking Does WHAT Now?
2	2 Vote	GOP Tries to Find and Keep Homosexual Visitors Out of Horses, Bayonets and Aircraft Carriers
1	1 Vote	Dogs Shaking in Slow-Motion Will Make Scotland "Go Broke"
3	3 Vote	Here's How Terrorism Really Works: Slaughter People on National TV, and Watch a Ninja Seahorse Stalk Its Prey
5	5 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Try and Watch Sports
2	2 Vote	Are Stories of Heroism Ever Committed in Swim Trunks
3	3 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Only Famous to People With Truly Terrible Twilight Merchandise
4	4 Vote	Pancake the Cat Bomb, the 16th Century's Fuzziest Weapon
8	8 Vote	Breaking: Obama DOJ Won't Defend Constitutionality of the Pending Penguin Apocalypse!
136	136 Vote	If Children Are Our Future, I Think Everyone Should Just Eat Some Damn Cupcakes

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