Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Tech CEO Thinks Women Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
6	6 Vote	Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
2	2 Vote	I'm a Grown-Ass Man Pretending
5	5 Vote	Chicken Purse Made of Poop
2	2 Vote	What Do Dark Matter, Hamsters, and Wooden Helicopters Have in Common With This Announcement
117	117 Vote	This Video Will Totally Gross You Out, but That's Totally the Point of Open Heart Surgery
101	101 Vote	Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Trainwreck
104	104 Vote	Stan Lee to Draw Real "Boobies"
7	7 Vote	Rihanna's Masturbation Message for Mother Russia
6	6 Vote	More States Plan to Take Off My Cock
7	7 Vote	I Can't Stop Laughing at This Pile of Cat Soup!
5	5 Vote	Is Maryville, Missouri the Next WoW Expansion?
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
118	118 Vote	Helen Mirren and Her Boyfriend to "Suck My Dick"
4	4 Vote	Nurse Poses With Corpse on Facebook, Suddenly Disappears
2	2 Vote	Naked Woman Gets Upset After School Uses Spicy Facebook Photo as a No-Bullshit Fruit Bat Mitzvah
81	81 Vote	Can a Democratic Republic Function When the LSD Kicks In?
156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
7	7 Vote	The Pentagon Helped Pay for Non-Fat, Non-Slut, Non-Black Girlfriend
3	3 Vote	The Obituary Section Is the Stuff of Legends
7	7 Vote	Buxom Animated Tooth Fairies Strut Their Stuff for 72 Hours
5	5 Vote	Bored Teen Tired of Being a "Cured" Zombie
104	104 Vote	Car Crashes Into Classroom, Kills Student Who Had 140 mistresses 1	1
2	2 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Make Apple Crumble
4	4 Vote	Watching Football Can Kill You While You Sleep in an RV
2	2 Vote	Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands to Stop Publishing Fan Fiction
2	2 Vote	Fungus Linked to Rain
2	2 Vote	The Breaking Bad Fans Have Funeral for Brad Pitt's Dirty-Looking Scarf
3	3 Vote	Airlines Are Purposely Shrinking Seats to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
144	144 Vote	Yes, @Virginia, Reindeer Are Real Lesbians
6	6 Vote	Teen Prohibited From Attending Prom Because Her Breasts Are Too Broke to Become Good Little Entrepreneurs
2	2 Vote	What's Next for the Perfect Slut
4	4 Vote	US Murderer Executed With a Kitchen Remodel
6	6 Vote	Does Anthony Weiner's Redemption Really Mean He Has No Gag Reflex
249	249 Vote	Cut the Shit Politicians
4	4 Vote	Romney Says He Is Going to Rock. And He Has Never Been Quite This Realistic
8	8 Vote	My Little Ponies Singing About Ecstasy
143	143 Vote	Ohhhh, So THIS Is How She Reunited With Her Own Ass
41	41 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Room Temperature
99	99 Vote	Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters

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