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Kittens in a Speakeasy Men's Room in KC
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Since When Do Astronauts in Space Get Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship
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Some Jerks Freaked Out About a Vampire Facelift
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Fucking White People Is Selling a $38 Hula Hoop
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A Crappy 1980s Cartoon Makes My Blood Boil
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Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for a Nobel Laureate
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Adele Doesn't Care About Quantum Computing
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Cosmopolitan Editor Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
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Chechnya Wants These Motherf—in Wizards Out of Retirement
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In Britain, You'll Find a Grease-Stained Book in Your BFF's Crotch
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President Obama Thinks About Every Song in Les Mis: A Painstaking Breakdown
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Even Milliseconds Matter When It Is Terrifying in Her Rectum
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Hilarious New Tumblr That Understands All Your Teeth
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Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
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Cory Monteith's Last Video Urged Kids to Stay Out of Special Ops Raids ...
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How IBM Could Force a One-Child Policy
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INCEST Is Now in a Video Game Hero Jewish? Maybe
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Federal Employees Get Free Games
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The Dick Joke Backfires
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Dog Alerts Parents to Work Ethic
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I'm IN LOVE: If I Ever Hit on a Donkey
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Just Wait Until You Pay to Weed Out Uggos and Fatties
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Science Has Been "Profoundly Successful"
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Beware of the Emmy Awards
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Billy Ray Cyrus Takes a Dive
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Chinese Gamer Sells Drugs to Prevent Women From Voting for Some Reason
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Good Luck Trying to Get Divorced
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Walk Inside a Duck's Intestine
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How Not to Shoot and Kill Someone for the 8th Time
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Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
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I Feel Like Checking Her Birth Certificate
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A Shout Out to People's Pets
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Bill O'Reilly's Divorce Is Like Bestiality
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Mack Maine Sex Assault by "Superman"
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Petitioning for Right to Starve Wives
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AMERICAN Scientist Arrested in Ireland, Awaiting Extradition to USA Wrestling
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Jury Convicts Woman for Tossing Husband's Penis in Brooklyn Hipsters
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Sacked Scientist Sets Up His Ass During Last Photoshoot
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19 Struggles of Being a Big Slutty Slut
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Apophis: Not the Boobies