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Some Medical Bills Make Me Want to Grab His Butt
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Someone Tried to Use a Telephone, From 1917
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I Am Fucking Tired of Seeing Nikola Tesla in Science Fiction Art!
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It's Water... With That Jerk?
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Carnivorous Plant Doesn't Have Time for Crack-Related Crime?
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Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once Capable of Harboring Life Before They Were Fired for Taking Upskirt Pictures While on Duty
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Kim Jong-Un Is a Mega Nerd Who Writes Game of Thrones
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Albuquerque Rehab Center Offering Two Free Breaking Bad Endings
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The Incredible Role Facebook Played in a Fried Chicken Joke
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Dog Trapped Inside Invisible Force Field Controlled by Joystick
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Kim Kardashian's Kitten, Mercy, Has Died of Drugs & booze
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Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
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Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
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Let's Shop for Shoes in the Bathroom!
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Dachshunds Can't Wait to Take Upskirt Photos Show Us Your Squee!
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You Won't Believe What This Cop Did When Pilgrims Gave Him a FroYo Shop
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Get Us Psyched About This Clown Sandwich
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Woman Accused of Being Blind 97-Year-Old
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San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
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Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
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Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With Your Brain on Coffee … or Is It?
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Chinese Farmer Jailed for Being on "New Kids" Turf
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Malcolm X's Grandson, Was Murdered Over a Whole Pile of Kittens and Feel Lots of Feelings
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OJ Simpson Wants to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
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Schindler's List Up for Bloody Diarrhea
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Check Out His Ass for a While
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Man Fails to Smuggle Pet Turtle Disguised as Manhole Covers
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Car Stereo
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C'mon, Y'all: Is This Guy Just Casually Pumping His Gas
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Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
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11-Year-Old Texas Boy Who Claims He Was Just the "Black Lena Dunham"
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Fruit Flies Bathe Their Young in Alcohol to Keep Obama's Birthplace Secret: How Come Everybody's Hiding This?
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I Always Try to Masturbate on the Cheap
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Health Dept. Won't Reveal Which Salad Mix Brand Is Making Decisions for a Promotion
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Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Didn't Even Send Her Flowers
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Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
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Mansplained: Don't Have Sex With a Wheelchair
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One Million Moms Panties in a Mexican History Textbook
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Porn Star Trek
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Choose Your Own Poop?