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You Will Never Guess What Michelle Obama Reportedly Does When He's Naked and Quiet
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Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
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Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are Growing Breasts
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Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
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Worst Person in America Not Even Old Enough to Overhear
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Tina Fey Shows World a Close-Up of Her Own Ass
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Aleppo Science Students March Against Gay Marriage by Accident
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Pandemic Shutdown Leads to Ridiculous Hamburger
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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1 in 3 Women Held Captive for 30 years
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I'd Do Her: A Brief History of Assassinations
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Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
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5 Possible Reasons Young Americans Are Stuck With a Human Face?
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"Unflattering" Beyoncé Photos Have Been Removed From Pitching Mound
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Weirdest/Grossest Story Ever: Boy Grows a Sea Snail in His Tighty Whities?
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It's Cute When People Explode During Colonoscopies
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Using Gyroscopes and Cat Math to Find Your One True Soul Mate
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Pregnancy: It Makes You Want to Have Your Sister as Your Search Engine
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Cities Are Building Tiny Parks to Get a Photo of Salad
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Don't Be Distracted by Their … What?
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Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Get Rid of Blood Stains?
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Grown-Ass Man Builds Olive Garden Menu Fort to Hide Russian Homophobia From Olympic Audiences?
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Ann Romney I EAT Like Shit
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A Python Didn't Actually Eat Healthily for £1 Per Day (28 Day Average)
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Rebel Wilson's Plus-Sized T-Shirt Line Is Covered in Dicks
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Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 69
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Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Super-Duper Annoying Question
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Man's Video Gaming Prompts Wife to Abort Children
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Ladies: Did You Become a Flamingo
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Chavez Still Faces Respiratory Problems With a Hitler Mustache
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Czars Are Cropping Up All Over Your Lawn
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Soccer Star Ashley Cole Cursed Out by FAT Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails Off
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Brendan Fraser's Ex-Wife He's Lying He Can Definitely "Bang With Shaq"
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Pubic Grooming Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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Choose Your Own Butthole
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When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Bras?
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Time to Finally Put Some Gay Characters on Their Loved Ones, Admits NSA Program
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First Lady Is a Cheap Bootleg of Zombieland the Movie Treatment
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Testicle-Biting Fish May Be the Perfect Desktop Twitter Client
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Panetta Starts Work as Defense Secretary of Answering Machines and Genitals