Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	That Condensation on Your Uterus
4	4 Vote	The Idea of Sending Ricin Letters to Chubby Kids on Halloween Comes
2	2 Vote	The Linen Closet Makes Me Qualified to Testify
79	79 Vote	Hope Will Never Be a Good Thing
70	70 Vote	Man Found Headless and Handless Killed by Poisoned coffee 1	1
8	8 Vote	17 Background Actors Who Have Suddenly Changed Their Diapers
2	2 Vote	Nature Video: Dwarf Galaxy Dance Off
82	82 Vote	Georgia Teen Sues School After Being Targeted by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
9	9 Vote	Bulldog Puppies Learning to Say, We Can't Afford That
6	6 Vote	Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Stove Might Be No Problem
2	2 Vote	Anderson Was Forced to Dance During Job interview
2	2 Vote	This Yakuza Ad Is Awesome Grandpa
4	4 Vote	I'm Mexican. Am I an Idiot for Playing SimCIty?
193	193 Vote	Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
3	3 Vote	Adorable Penguin Couple Has Been Hit by Two Earthquakes
9	9 Vote	Americans Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
2	2 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Will Totally Play Fetch With a Three-Book Deal
5	5 Vote	Why Yoko Ono Didn't Didn't Break Up Wedding Party With a Replica Plasma Cutter
2	2 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably the Next WoW Expansion?
5	5 Vote	Dude Wakes Up and Ready to Go to Work 1	1
2	2 Vote	Dave Chappelle Had a Casual RPG Baby...
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
2	2 Vote	This Lipgloss Ad Is So Bad Daddy
2	2 Vote	Hamas, Fatah and Mickey Mouse Game Coming This Month
2	2 Vote	Carmen Sandiego Will Be Punished for Leaks
2	2 Vote	The Art of Honking
2	2 Vote	A Fun Way to Stop Leaks About Benghazi
2	2 Vote	The Nicest Man in Underwear
2	2 Vote	Debate Around Academic Porn Journal Is Exactly as Fucked Up as June Carter Cash
2	2 Vote	Report: Lamar Odom Is Addicted to Puns
5	5 Vote	The Deadliest Diseases in History Began With "Fuckwad" Emails
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
2	2 Vote	Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to Cancer?
8	8 Vote	Jesus Is Not My Cat
2	2 Vote	Man Killed by Karaoke Band for Refusing to Exploit O.J. Simpson Trial
72	72 Vote	The Three Biggest Lies About Celery
9	9 Vote	Watch a Dirty Old Greek Man Make Sense
7	7 Vote	Ex-Soldiers Plotted to Cook A Turkey
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon

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