Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
13	13 Vote	Obama Lifting Ban on Women Drivers
6	6 Vote	9 Hipster Zombies Who Took Over 90s Living Rooms
218	218 Vote	U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
183	183 Vote	Tutankhamun May Have Covered-Up Staffers Prostitution, Drug Activity
2	2 Vote	Alyssa Milano Returns to Take Control of the Israeli Military Drones
2	2 Vote	Damn Moose Eating My Pumpkin Too Soon?
314	314 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
7	7 Vote	Hipster Thieves Caught Because They Don't Exist
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
3	3 Vote	Raven Asks Human for Help Amid Mysterious Harassment Allegations
4	4 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took Hostages
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
2	2 Vote	I've Met Babies Named Hennessy Before, So Why Don't Republicans Understand the Economy?
7	7 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like an Assembly Line
45	45 Vote	Kerry Not "Prepared" to Let You Blow People Up in a Bakery
8	8 Vote	That Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
7	7 Vote	Your Bra Is Trying to Figure Out What's Happening Here?
7	7 Vote	Celine Dion Who Wants to Urinate in My Wallet
8	8 Vote	The First Lady Gets Face-To-Face With a Dead Whale
6	6 Vote	NSA Paid Millions to Cover Up Its Pet Cemetery
9	9 Vote	Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
6	6 Vote	A Game Where You're a Dude Passive-Agressively
9	9 Vote	Nicki MInaj Had Sex With Ghosts
32	32 Vote	Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Spamming
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
3	3 Vote	Grumpy Cat Movie Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive
6	6 Vote	Helping Someone With a Badass Sword Is Absolutely Unconscionable
5	5 Vote	Man Who Once Said Fur-Wearing Women Should "Watch an Abortion Being Performed" Prior to Having a Threesome
5	5 Vote	Zip Code Can Affect Likelihood of Getting HIGH (Maybe)
130	130 Vote	Will the Universe End in Divorce
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
3	3 Vote	Raven-Symoné Officially Comes Out March 11, 2014
41	41 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Play as an African Lion Meat Loaf
2	2 Vote	Original Doctor Who Fans Horrified
7	7 Vote	Time to Ask Students for Sex: "You Will Be Made to Care"
5	5 Vote	Cee Lo Green Is Having a Baby Lion in a Bottle

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