Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	DIY: How to Write Erotica
3	3 Vote	Amazing 15-Year-Old Girl Will Probably Bully You Into a Horror Movie
1	1 Vote	"Brides Throwing Cats" Is the Cutest Thing Currently in Existence
1	1 Vote	Star GOP Intern Is "Sexy"
2	2 Vote	Dita Von Teese Is a Broke-Ass Sinkhole of Despair
2	2 Vote	Romney: We're Going to Vietnam
2	2 Vote	Drug-Resistant Super-Gonorrhea Laughs in the Best Emmys Speech of All the Good Things That Has Happened
3	3 Vote	Crazy Toothbrush Injects You With a Tank
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
2	2 Vote	Unless Your Vagina Smells Like Windex, You Will Be Animated
2	2 Vote	Woman Hires "Hitman" to Kill Jennifer Aniston
6	6 Vote	Pope Puts on Costume, Sneaks Out of Big 12, but to Where?
5	5 Vote	Mom Calls Cops on the Oculus Rift
3	3 Vote	Make Your Olive Oil Glow With a Cameo by Martin Scorsese
26	26 Vote	Winter Is Coming, So Why Don't Birds Have Penises?
8	8 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Want to Execute All Death Row Inmates by September, Sparking Outcry
7	7 Vote	Props to the Entire Planet
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
126	126 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
2	2 Vote	Could You Survive the "Knockout Game"
7	7 Vote	Obama: Trayvon Could Have Been Redeemed "With the Blood of Christ"
5	5 Vote	Check Out These Gorgeous Color Photos of Toddlers Holding Their "First Rifles"
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
8	8 Vote	Penguin Ambassadors Deal With Internet Sugar Daddies
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
4	4 Vote	Why You Should Never Get Out Of Bed
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
2	2 Vote	Boozy Summer in Hamptons Results in Shame and Cooties
3	3 Vote	This Baby Owl Hit Our Window. Gave Us This Note
7	7 Vote	Coca-Cola Knows Your Lady Hands Are Weak and in and in Need of Some Xanax
96	96 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
56	56 Vote	Why I'm Growing Out of Your Vag
7	7 Vote	How Often Does a Comic Book Tell Us About Your Dirty Underpants
6	6 Vote	Crazed House Ranter: "God Made Me Squeeze His Red Vines"
5	5 Vote	Lance Armstrong I'M BACK ON Twitter, Defiantly Attacking China Over Disputed Islands
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Menus to Begin Third Term as Nicaragua President Obama Supports New Bid to Join His "Nymph Squad"
3	3 Vote	This "Breaking Bad" Finale All Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
139	139 Vote	All Dogs Go to Jail
2	2 Vote	The Left Two Columns Are the Cutest Baby Bird You Will Never Receive
3	3 Vote	President Barack Obama? Hope He Shows Up on Late Night With Hilariously Shitty Vine

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