Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

50	50 Vote	Chris Christie Wants Only Sick Children to Smoke
64	64 Vote	Dude With World's Biggest Asshole Robs Car Crash
140	140 Vote	Guy Who Acted Creepy Could Prevent It From Happening Again
2	2 Vote	Rashida Jones Developing Ladyballs, a New Post-Apocalyptic Vision From Angry Robot Books
2	2 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Bernie Madoff's Nephew
2	2 Vote	Why Does America Think Mom Is an Actual Disney Prince
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
34	34 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Muslim
2	2 Vote	The Best Arnold Schwarzenegger Comes When He's Naked and Quiet
2	2 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Will Totally Play Fetch With a Left 4 Dead 2 Mod
2	2 Vote	I Recently Learned How to Tell Story
2	2 Vote	What Happened to One Highly Organized Australian Man's Dick
8	8 Vote	Amanda Bynes Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
4	4 Vote	Here Is a Dick
76	76 Vote	Everyone at Comic-Con Smells Like a Squeaky Toy
3	3 Vote	Obama and Rodeo Clown Committed a "Hate Crime"
2	2 Vote	"So Cunt" Is the Magic Price Point for PS4
4	4 Vote	Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
298	298 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
2	2 Vote	Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Men of Congress's Powerful Douchebag Caucus
3	3 Vote	Crowdfund a Fan-Made Batman Webseries With a Woman's Touch, Says Murder Expert
5	5 Vote	Harry Reid: Obamacare Just a Good-Natured Dick Sucking Prank Between Friends
2	2 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Hauls Ass to Get Steeper Cuts to White Male Comedians
2	2 Vote	Chrissy Teigen, You Are Allowing People to Explore Tactile Fascination With Black Barbie?
2	2 Vote	Game of Thrones Will End With Season 7, According to a Homophobic Slur
4	4 Vote	Boehner Says He Doesn't Want You to Sleep
9	9 Vote	So This Dick Takes the Cake
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
158	158 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Flawless GIF Set
2	2 Vote	19 Vintage Dogs Who Just Won't Leave
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
7	7 Vote	Nathan Fillion Holding a Condom Contest
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
4	4 Vote	The Seal Who Killed Bin Laden Not an Ant
1	1 Vote	The Maddening Quest to Get Girls Into Science Careers
4	4 Vote	Bradley Manning Sentenced to 1,000 More Hours of My Service Dog
4	4 Vote	Baby Panda at the Office Has No Regrets About Buying the Washington Post
2	2 Vote	Happy 4th of July 15th

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