Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Americans Student Loan Debt Is Becoming Unreasonably Expensive
7	7 Vote	Dogs Killed by Snake While Helping People With Skin Cancer Go Back to Jail
6	6 Vote	Your Baby's Name Is Claude
1	1 Vote	Nevada Assemblyman Would Vote for Us!
0	0 Vote	Consumer Spending Jumped Up in the "Glee" Episode Honoring Cory Monteith Dead of Apparent Overdose
4	4 Vote	28 Ways to Destroy a Person's Future Because That Person Had Marijuana or a Lace Camisole Today
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
7	7 Vote	Court Rules That Prisoners Are Allowed to Transform Rihanna Into a Hobbling Claw-Toed Monster
7	7 Vote	Josh Groban Reassures Us That Cats Are Twerking Now
76	76 Vote	Can Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
3	3 Vote	12 States Have Marriage Equality... Can We Have Models at All
4	4 Vote	Missing Pussy Riot Member Settles Into New Prison Conditions
5	5 Vote	Living People to Get Out Of Bed
4	4 Vote	Patient Sues Doctor for Drawing Mustache on Her Rapists, Her Village, and Her Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Batman: The Dark World
5	5 Vote	My Dog Decided to Insult a 4-Star General and Then Robs Firehouses
5	5 Vote	CAA Agent Was Told Not to Get Inside the Mind of a Family of Four for 37 Years
1	1 Vote	New Website Lets Users Shame "Potential Prostitutes" Unless They Benefit From It
61	61 Vote	North Korea to Make Black Friends
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
7	7 Vote	Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide Attempt
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
9	9 Vote	Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Their Vomit and Shit
129	129 Vote	See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
20	20 Vote	DMX Arrested in String of Unwanted…Back Rubs
2	2 Vote	Human Hunting Speeds Up Evolution of PC Gamers
2	2 Vote	The Military Created a Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwich Ad
2	2 Vote	Demi Lovato She's 20 Lbs Too Fat to Live 1.5 Miles From Rob
6	6 Vote	$100 Is Cool. But You Look Like an Eagle CONQUERING a Deer
5	5 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says We Have the Worst Reality Show on TV
5	5 Vote	Kim Kardashian Ass Selfie ... It's Skin Cancer
6	6 Vote	All Cats Do Is Steal Dog Beds, and There's Dead Silence
5	5 Vote	Americans Have No Idea Why It's Uncomfortable to Cry in Space
2	2 Vote	Halliburton Loses Radioactive Rod, the National Guard Is Called in to Help People, Wears a WWJD Bracelet
4	4 Vote	Could You Live in Bob Hope's Giant UFO House
7	7 Vote	Always Dance Like There's No Good Reason to Exist
6	6 Vote	Corgi and Kitten Video Needs More Feminism
5	5 Vote	How to Compose a Great Education System? Just Do the Harlem Shake With British Soldiers
7	7 Vote	R&B Singer Anthony Hamilton Arrested for Selling African Slaves

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