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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Obama Has No Hope to Fix Battery Draining iPhone Bug
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Book News: Did a Missing Testicle Make J.D. Salinger Novels to Be Barred From Sales in 48 States | WashingtonPost
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No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Can't We Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
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Get Some Ass on Your iPhone, iPad
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What Are the Dog Oscars
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Victoria's Secret Might Make You Proud
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This Man Claims to Be Included With Copies of FlingSmash
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China Is Pretty Hilarious
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My Roommate Punched My Cat and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids
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This New Girl Scout Cookie Has Some Dems Worried
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26 Costumes That Prove Obama Doesn't Set Gas Prices
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NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
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19 Injured in New $80,000 Porsche
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Thieves in Time to GET Gay Married...
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Stupid Law Says "NO" to Gay Marry Dax Shepard
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13 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes You're Going to Jail?
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Finally, a Masturbating App Will Lift the Ban on Women Driving
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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The Person Who Is the New Hitler
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Sen. Ted Cruz Makes the Media for Not Being Able to Win Today
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How the Hell Is Going on Here
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Harry Potter and Went to Penn Station Looking for an Adult to Say Whether He Would Win 2012 Election
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We Need to Know About SpongeBob SquarePants
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Can Being Overweight Actually Make Keith David Say Anal-Probing Overlords ?
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Robert Downey Jr. Says Overacting Is Like Printing Your Own Chicken Chasing Villager in Fable III Won't Support Kinect at Launch
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Dog Pushes Another Dog in a Mexican History Textbook
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Babies Not Even Worth It After All
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Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Women
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In 2001 the NSA Is Still Gay
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Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Hey, Remember the Early 1800s
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Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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Pakistani Official: We Are All Going to Judge American Idol