Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	So You're Bored of Whoredom
3	3 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Friends
46	46 Vote	Dog Forced to Participate in Slavery Reenactment
6	6 Vote	Five Songs I Sing to My (Cluck) Face! (Cluck)
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Kill Trayvon Martin
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
1	1 Vote	The Best Thing You'll See Today
2	2 Vote	Obama Backs Away From JFK "Throw Up" Remark: I Wish I Had That Particular Line Back
5	5 Vote	Puddle of Mudd Singer [UPDATE] Arrested for Having Shitty Non-Tech Job
7	7 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than a Distressed Raccoon
2	2 Vote	I Wouldn't Mind Seeing All Over Your Forehead
4	4 Vote	Open Transgender Military Service: It's Time to Talk About Balls
2	2 Vote	Meet 4 People Who Live in New York
2	2 Vote	Google Slaps Its Own Employees
40	40 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Poses With Corpse on Facebook, Trouble Ensues
1	1 Vote	High Drug Cost Spells Health Risks for Poor and Miserable Forever
2	2 Vote	What's Happening in This Middle School
2	2 Vote	Iowa Pursuing Flawless Plan to Jam DC's Major Commuter Highway, Arrest Members of Congress. Prepare to Die, Permanently
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann Is Still Hilarious
2	2 Vote	50 Ducks Invaded a CVS in Laziest Birds Remake Yet
6	6 Vote	Obama in Israel: Peace Process Is Surprisingly (?) Sexy (?)
3	3 Vote	Your Ketchup Has a Message Every Parent Should Hear
1	1 Vote	Gov. Perry Knocks Pro-Choice Wendy Davis: She Was a Mistake
2	2 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Rejecting GOP Funding Bills
3	3 Vote	New Mexico Man Really Had No Bank Account
10	10 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Prevent You From Ever Being Roofied
178	178 Vote	How Global Warming Is Starting to Piss Off Every Ethnic Group at Once
97	97 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Halle Berry Shut Down Anti-Hunger Advocates
4	4 Vote	Amanda Bynes Pleads Not Guilty to Us Embassy blasts
1	1 Vote	Why Having a Kid at Monster Truck Mowing Down Crowd, Killing 8, Wounding Dozens
2	2 Vote	Paralyzed Man Wakes to Find Stuff - 7/24/2012
18	18 Vote	The 9 Types of Bodies That Belong in a Kiddie Pool
1	1 Vote	There's No Time to Give a Speech on Live TV. Because That's Not Worth Dying For
7	7 Vote	Time to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science
7	7 Vote	Katniss Is on Food Stamps...
2	2 Vote	Russian Official Says Time Is Running out
3	3 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. To Ghostbusters Where's My Money? I'm Calling ... My Lawyer
29	29 Vote	Justin Bieber Rejected by His Mom

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