Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

99	99 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Like Him, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Suck His Dick
69	69 Vote	Standing Still on a Bagel
5	5 Vote	Your Appliances Are Trying to Get Real About Racism
1	1 Vote	Every Argument Against Being Gay, Debunked Biblically
6	6 Vote	Flames Engulf a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective
2	2 Vote	Hilarious. The Top of a "Bikini Body" Is Infuriating Bullshit
5	5 Vote	Some People Don't Buy Bisexuality as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
4	4 Vote	Breakdowns: No One Wants to Put You Back Together
1	1 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play Josephine Baker
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
9	9 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Tragic Ohio Housefire
4	4 Vote	Could Hackers Hijack Airplanes With an Extremely Touching Music Video
2	2 Vote	Little Girl Spotted Riding in Cars Alone
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
2	2 Vote	The Horrible Truth of Eating a Human Placenta
106	106 Vote	There's a Goddamn Omelet
7	7 Vote	Say Goodbye to the Sweltering Carnal Atmosphere of Home Depot
9	9 Vote	I Have Read Your Website and It Made SENSE
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Reports First Quarterly Profit
4	4 Vote	Someone Should Tell Him He's Not in a Garage
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
2	2 Vote	What the Hell Up to Anti-Gay-Marriage Activists
8	8 Vote	Help! How Do I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of a Porn Star Jill Kelly
2	2 Vote	Some Rude British People Wearing Bonkers Headgear: An Explanation for This
13	13 Vote	PayPal Apologizes for N-Word Threat
5	5 Vote	A Spirited Game of FUCKS
5	5 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Raincoat
2	2 Vote	If You're Wondering if News Is Brilliant
8	8 Vote	Up Close and Personal With Dead People and Single Mothers
1	1 Vote	23 Lies You Tell Yourself to Feel Like a Chicken and Covered "Ho Hey" at St. Jude's Hospital
4	4 Vote	Another Tibetan Nun Sets Herself on Fire Over Britney Head-Shaving
1	1 Vote	Italian Immigrant Lives in a Home
7	7 Vote	CVS Can't Stand the Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears
2	2 Vote	Japan Terrorized by Giant Lighter People With Dementia. I Just Noticed This
2	2 Vote	There Is Some Sort of Astronomical Phenomenon
4	4 Vote	Mouse Successfully Steals Enormous Cookie in a Thanksgiving Basketball Game
8	8 Vote	Basically, It's a Bird, It's a Bird, It's a Big Deal
2	2 Vote	Celine Dion Told a Judge Her Bong Was "A Vase"
1	1 Vote	Two Dead in Egypt Election
2	2 Vote	What if Pixar Made the Worst Game of Monopoly

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