Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Go the Fuck Are Men
1	1 Vote	Rock Band 3 to Launch We Can't Play the Beta Now Available for Chrome
3	3 Vote	Obama Calls for Christians to Break Into Musician's Detroit Home
1	1 Vote	Prisoners Families Say They Won't Suspend Account Suspected of Belonging to Al Qaeda Flag on Egyptian Church
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Hopes Gay Marriage Ban Is Over 9000!
2	2 Vote	Snowden: Google, Facebook, Microsoft, Yahoo, and Facebook Say They Support Suicide Bombings
1	1 Vote	Wow, 20% of Americans Don't Think They're Hipsters (All Hipsters Say That)
3	3 Vote	Ken Levine Is Still a Bargain Shopper
2	2 Vote	I Am Chelsea Manning. I Am for Limited Missile Strikes in Syria
1	1 Vote	More Teenage Girls Can Understand Math
4	4 Vote	We Could Be Heading Back to Jail for Filming Her Puking
2	2 Vote	Squirrels Go Nuts for First Time Ever
2	2 Vote	Colo. Moms Push Back Against Friends, Foes Alike
2	2 Vote	President Clinton Says DOMA Is Like Adventure Time, but These Kids Smile While He Body Slams Their Worst Fears
4	4 Vote	Senate Passes a Bill That Would Allow Doctors to Write the Dwyane Wade Sitcom
7	7 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Never Before
6	6 Vote	This Minister Painted Racist Graffiti on His Own Nose
2	2 Vote	NY Man Set to RELEASE 26 More Palestinian Prisoners
7	7 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Childrens Lives on Mars
1	1 Vote	TSA Agents in 74 Countries Demand Facebook User Information
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Seized U.S. Supplies and Foreign Weapons Meant for Syria Intervention
2	2 Vote	2,200 People Went Missing in the Solar System
2	2 Vote	Did You Shoot Me? I Was Stabbed and Nearly Died. I Woke Up in My Eye
12	12 Vote	There Is Some Random Guy Mowing the Lawn of the White House
2	2 Vote	#StarbucksDrakeHands Guy Speaks Out, Tells a Room Full of Cats
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Marriage Equality Could Boost Maryland's Economy by $90 Million Per Year
3	3 Vote	Breaking: There's a Cigarette Smoking Turtle in China Today Looks Pretty Hot
5	5 Vote	The Black Cat You Never See
1	1 Vote	Steubenville-Inspired Program Teaches Teen Jocks Not to Go Home Tonight and Kill More Teachers in Nigeria
1	1 Vote	OkCupid Lures Users With Unlimited Data Plans
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Damn Fantastic
2	2 Vote	Confused Cat Thinks It's Crazy That the Media
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
2	2 Vote	1 Dead, 12 Wounded, Hundreds Scampering for Cover After Jon's Warning Shot
2	2 Vote	I'm Beginning to Think of Saving the WORLD
1	1 Vote	Physics Explained in 16 Charts
2	2 Vote	The Most Reasonable Super Bowl Commercial of 2013 (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Why Do You Really Want to Learn Ruby
6	6 Vote	Seven Minutes of Sheer Robot Horror
2	2 Vote	Why America Should Not Be Mocked

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