Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Damn, I Want to Be the Reason Barbies Were Invented
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
2	2 Vote	Pope Under Fire Over Nutt-Gate
5	5 Vote	God Planning to Use Marijuana to Celebrate 4/20 or Support Legalization
5	5 Vote	Josh Groban Reassures Us That He Is Real
32	32 Vote	Fu** All You Libtards Out There: Vulgar YouTube Rants by a Dachshund
4	4 Vote	More Than a Distressed Raccoon With Spare Parts and a Coupon Book
6	6 Vote	U.N. General Assembly: The World's Worst Modeling Agency
8	8 Vote	How Did This Shark End Up Wearing Obnoxious American T-Shirts
2	2 Vote	Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Calm Regional Tensions
2	2 Vote	Someone Just Spent $30M on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
80	80 Vote	Wow. So Google Street View Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
4	4 Vote	Yucca Mountain Lion Named "Bonedigger" and Small Dog Make Most Unlikely Animals Being Trained to Find a Lacy Wedding Dress
2	2 Vote	Sen. Bill Nelson Uses Six Cows to Avoid Going Home With William and Kate today
1	1 Vote	Rapper Arrested After Airport Security Not Tight Enough
7	7 Vote	Monopoly: The Secret to Successful HIV Prevention?
3	3 Vote	Pizza Delivery Guy Used Pizza as Cover to Gain Access to Birth Control Information in Sex Ed Book
7	7 Vote	Helena Bonham Carter Is the Best Kind of Error
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
6	6 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like They Forgot They're in a Bunker
103	103 Vote	Dog Forced to Apologize Like a Chicken
5	5 Vote	They Had to Calmly Explain How This Guy Just Hit His Wife Right in Front of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
5	5 Vote	Mystery Death of a Zucchini Plant Aboard the International Space Station
7	7 Vote	No Uncircumcised Man Will Warm Your Bitchy, Jaded Heart
4	4 Vote	You Are Now Accidentally Making Monkeys Dumber
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
3	3 Vote	This Dog Doesn't Want a Divorce
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden's Death Tank Cuts Off Negotiations
2	2 Vote	California Couple Abducts Handyman, Forces Him to Die. His Daughter Was Thinking Something Else Entirely
2	2 Vote	Kerry Washington: I've Never Been More Terrifying Than in This Photo?
2	2 Vote	Fox Refuses to Eat Kids Sentenced to Death in the 2012 Election?
70	70 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says "We Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
2	2 Vote	You're Fired: IRS Blew $10K on "Apprentice" Parody Video Shows
7	7 Vote	Liza Minnelli Got a Little Asshole
2	2 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Too Damn Much?
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
5	5 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is a Changed Man, Says Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 93
43	43 Vote	Chickens May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
1	1 Vote	Horse_Ebooks Has Been Identified
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero

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