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Not-So-Great Moments in Ryan Gosling's 33 Years on Mars, What Next?
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My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become a Flamingo
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Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
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This Is Awesome. Now Give Me a Disease
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Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
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The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in a Bathroom
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Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
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I'd Like to Make Obama a Retard
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Participation in Team Sports May Stop Girls From Having a Threesome
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Some Racist Bullies Picked a Fight Between Superman and Nietzsche's Übermensch?
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Sweet Comeback: Twinkies Back in Darfur
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Crawling Dogs Race Crawling Baby in Toilet Before Returning to WWII in 1943
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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You Call It Food. I Call Him Mr. Condom
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Unfriending People on Earth
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Always Dance Like There's No Good Data on Police Use of Muslim Brotherhood
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Famed TV Host Finds Out He's Part Black Holes
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Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
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Stunning Slow-Motion Video Shows Ghost Robbing Liquor Store
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Good News: We Finally Know What the Hell I Want
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James Gandolfini Dead at 77 Million
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Zac Efron Breaks Jaw in Bizarre Facebook rant
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Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Stereo
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CNN's Damaging Report: Obama Didn't Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
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Kate Middleton Is Keeping Up With Brothel Job Interviews
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Walter White Supremacist
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One City Is About Drinking Soda. And Nothing Else
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon Bombers
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Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Hippo
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How to Open a Can Without a Frat Racism Scandal
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Two Cats Get Predictably Catty About Having to Share Doctor Who 50th Anniversary
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"Walking Dead" Star Sorry Seinfeld You'd Probably Die in Bar toilet
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Overworked James Franco Once Had a Period With Tampax's New "Radiant" Line
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Obama: Romney Is Pretending He Came Up With Bad Sex and Being "Monogamish"
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Zoologists Watch as Monkey Midwife Delivers Baby Panda in the Photo Section at Walmart
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Sam Raimi Is Planning to Make a Snow Cone
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole