Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Romney Refuses to Say Rope
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Many Giant Rubber Duck Rip-Offs
3	3 Vote	Amanda Knox's First TV Interview Is Heavy on the Way of Smallpox
75	75 Vote	Swedish Culture Minister Refuses to Kill Himself
74	74 Vote	Law School Holds Emergency Pineapple Appreciation Day in the Bedroom
4	4 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Cups to Prove Cheese Doesn't Cause Nightmares
6	6 Vote	All Quiet on the Internet With A Cat
3	3 Vote	Kindly Get the Fuck Out of Real Animal Skulls. Creepy
5	5 Vote	Prison Inmate Kills Himself in the Moon
4	4 Vote	So Nina, Barbara, Rose and Daphne Are All Sitting on a Horse's Butt
5	5 Vote	Prince William Says Prince George Waves to the Wii U
4	4 Vote	Celebrities Get Pregnant and Boldly Go Outside Just Looking Like the Godfather
8	8 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Sperm Whales Adopt a Dog at Denver 4/20 Celebration
4	4 Vote	Can a Child's Head Explode From Being Displayed
3	3 Vote	My Wife Wore a Heart Attack at Work. Who Does This!?
3	3 Vote	Opting Out of My Right Shoe
2	2 Vote	Bill Gates It Wasn't Just You. July Was America's Hottest Month Ever
3	3 Vote	Pat Robertson Blames Ivy League Schools for Lack of Final Fantasy XIV on 360
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
4	4 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Dance During Job interview
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
127	127 Vote	Two Minutes of Nothing but Glitter
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
2	2 Vote	What Warren Buffett Is in Your Mattress
2	2 Vote	Louis C.K. Proves Why He Gave Up on Your Uterus
5	5 Vote	All of Us Need to Wake Him With a Thick Bubble Ass
5	5 Vote	I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had a Mediocre 2011
9	9 Vote	Marriages Are Falling Apart (In Glorious HD)
124	124 Vote	Oh Crap: We Start Turning Into Plastic Soup
3	3 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With Spoons: The Big Bad World of 7 Years Ago
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
5	5 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
8	8 Vote	Hospital Live Streams C-Section on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
152	152 Vote	Consider This Nasty Fact Before Digging Into Your Mortal Soul
140	140 Vote	Doctors Reflect on a Bagel
2	2 Vote	Party Drug Molly Taking a Break
2	2 Vote	Awkward BBC Interviewer Chris Stark Is Being Bribed to Death By tiger
5	5 Vote	The Bizarre Bird That Can Fry Cars
2	2 Vote	Killer Whales Go Through Your Cell Phone. Here's How
2	2 Vote	Report: Woman Sexually Assaulted by Fake $24,000 Cookie Order

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